Nanci Schwartz
@nancipants.bsky.social
Star Wars fan✨ author of the ROBBER BARRONS trilogy✨ I also runDisney✨ she/her✨ Luke/Mara trash since 1992 (ask me for my AO3)✨
I’m rewatching Sex and the City and I totally forgot that Timothy Olyphant was a guest star in Season 1.
Need to get all those Step into Reading books!
Starfighter publishing lineup
This is a beautiful cover and Claudia Gray never fails with writing Leia.
Look at this beautiful book! STAR WARS: PRINCESS OF THE REBELLION written by the one and only Claudia Gray with a stunning cover by Zoë van Dijk comes to a galaxy near you on May 4th, 2027. It's a perfect way to celebrate the 50th!
Mine says I run, have a pool, have a kid, have a dog, like Star Wars and LEGO, and like Govee products because I bought them as gifts 😝
Amazon users are discovering a bizarre "About You" page that reveals what the company thinks it knows about them One woman found Amazon had determined she "has flat buttocks"
I really appreciate that my endocrinologist asked if I was intentionally losing weight, and didn’t just automatically assume it was a good thing.
Took my kid to the bus stop and he got out of the car and yelled “I’m heeeeere!”
I just asked my husband “are you going to buy Galactic Racer and then never play it?” He sighed and said “I’m turning into my dad.”
In a weird fugue state of feeling very sad and extremely vindicated.
One year later, and I am once again running the Margaritaville 10k race to alleviate all this fucking stress.
Everything that’s been going on has really done a wonder on my brain to the point I feel super gaslit all the time. But then I tell people about the situation and their complete “what the FUCK” responses always remind me that yes, this IS completely fucked up, and I’m not actually crazy
@jasoncfry.bsky.social Last night I read Owen the first scene in Hunt for the Hydra! He was into it and fell right asleep afterward. So thanks!
There is so much I want to say about my life right now, but can’t. For now, please enjoy one of my favorite gifs.
Right to Jail, Right Away
ALT: Right to Jail, Right Away
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I swear to god if Ahsoka Season 2 features Abeloth with her stupid starry eyes and gross tentacles…
Guys! I made a book! Check it out maybe??? It was my birthday recently! It’s bi visibility week! These poems are so bisexual!!! (Ebook and Ingram Spark expansion coming soon.)
guys! my friend @momebie.bsky.social made a book! check it out! www.barnesandnoble.com/w/my-whole-b...
We listened to a Halloween playlist today in the car, and Owen’s new favorite song is “Somebody’s Watching Me” by Rockwell.
Having running friends is so fun because you can follow them along on their Ironman tracker and cheer when they finish even though you’re not even there!
I just saw someone describe Aaron Pierre as “not conventionally handsome” and what freaking universe does this person live in?
Last night I told Owen I wanted to start reading chapter books with him, and suggested we start The Jupiter Pirates by @jasoncfry.bsky.social. “We know the author. He’s cool.” Owen was impressed! 😊
My kid needs some new pokemon go friends if anyone wants to add him! 6691 6271 8212
Depressed, so my husband got me McDonald’s. And a crispy Coke.
I can have a 20 minute conversation with my mother. The length of conversation means nothing. It’s what is said (or repeated) during it.
Scott Jennings swore he had a twenty minute conversation with Mitch
After seeing the video of Alanis and Brandi Carlisle singing Uninvited together, I need Brandi Carlisle recs 😍
It is once again that time of year when I ask the weather gods to please, please make it cooler in the morning. Please. It’s 75 when I go running at 7 am. I’m begging for a temperature that starts with a 6. (Yes, I know I chose this life. Because I don’t want to run/live in the snow.)
Just for the record, @lanewinree.com is a very very very good egg and I am very very very lucky.
Name a non-LotR character who could resist the One Ring My answer to this, as always, is Ivan Votpatril. Evidence: there were people ready and willing to use him as a child to institute a coup and install him as Emperor. His response then, and ever after, was NO THANK YOU.
Name a non-LOTR character who could resist the One Ring.