Sometimes when I say I need help, what I mean is I'd like the world to stop for a few hours so I can take a nap and play with my cats.
Who do I talk to about making closed captions movable so I can also see all the football chyrons?
There should be a way to send my YouTube algorithm results directly to my therapist so she knows how depressed I am each week. Oh, wood working videos? Let's dive right in.
Black Cat Appreciation Day Post! Moon is my sweet baby boy and I love him so much.
Happy Caturday, enjoy napping so you don't have to move around in the heat.
Googling "things to do this weekend in my apartment, preferably close to my couch."
Happy Caturday from Ziggy and the neighbor cat who has made himself at home.
Any question can be a yes or no question if you just answer no.
What I miss about analog things is how quickly I could start engaging with them. A book doesn't have multi-factor authentication or a potentially low battery. A notebook and pencil just works. Maybe a pencil breaks, but it can be sharpened. I miss the immediacy in which I could be immersed.
Me: I need help. Other human: with what? Me: *gestures wildly*
Not nailed-to-a-cross good, but yeah, I had a pretty nice Friday.
When non-cat posts break through, I know the algorithm is broken.
I want to send pictures of my cat to the vet just to show them off. Look, a kitty!
Everything the light touches is theirs. And things the light doesn't touch. Everything is theirs.
