Amsterdam, we have arrived. 4 days, no potty. Just big dumb babies on tour 🇳🇱 @jamiefurlow.bsky.social
Simon
@nappyboysimon.bsky.social
Nappy boy. Old enough to know better, unlikely to grow up.
Every time I travel for work, I arrive with a super wet nappy...don't tell my colleagues, okay? 🤐
I'm supposed to be working but instead I'm doing...this 🫠 Any volunteers for feeding and changing? I need adult supervision today 😵💫
When you wake up at 4am and your tummy grumbles, you make pushies...like a good boy 💩😇
☀️ By day: attending major international business events 🌙 By night: cringe, immature nappy boy realness
My mate clocked my waistband while I was making the sofa bed 🙃
There's something about the combo of a wet nappy and colourful t-shirt that's just so toddler-coded. It's my favourite WFH fit 🍼
Sometimes it's liberating to be pantsed. People can see what a baby you really are 😅
Your old roomie had fallen on hard times, and was crashing with you. “A few days” turned to months And slowly but surely, he had stopped applying for jobs, and started gaming and watching cartoons instead. Until, eventually, you were on diaper duty. What a man-child! @nappyboysimon.bsky.social
POV: You've managed to shut the brat up, but how are you going to change his nappy? Let alone wrestle him into bed?
BDF always starts with the humiliating feeling of hefty huggies... It reinforces that I'm a good boy who's still in nappies and who'll remain totally toddler-brained from beginning to end 💩😵💫🤤🫠
