Michael McDowell is a self-professed lyrical gangster. So I put him through the Lyrical Gangster Certification Exam. Turns out the guy could battle Eminem. Watch it here -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...
NASCARCASM
@nascarcasm.bsky.social
Freelance troll for http://NASCAR.com. You probably have me muted. Dumb thoughts posted are my own dumb thoughts. I am not Kyle Busch.
So Corey Heim won the Brickyard 400 and received several (very fake) texts afterwards. Read them all here -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...
I hate being a snitch, but Cole Custer's car for this weekend is nuclear-powered. That's not allowed. People would start getting suspicious when it's the year 2236 and Cole still hasn't pit for fuel.
The folks at the IMS Museum inside Indianapolis Motor Speedway have put together an ahhhhhmazing exhibit on the career of Jeff Gordon that you gotta see if you're in town for the Brickyard 400. Cars. Artifacts. Ricky Funk. Wrote about it here -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...
The T-Rex, Ricky Funk and everything in between
The Jeff Gordon exhibit at the IMS Museum in Indianapolis is extensive, detailed and an absolute must-see
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Me finally talking to my urologist about Peyronie's Disease
After tonight's teeth-rattling Jack White show in Indy, I am officially all in on no-phone shows. Below is the line entering the venue where phones were locked in small bags. There weren't 3,000 people in front of you holding their phones up to take a video they'll mever watch. Religious experience.
Joey Logano won the race at North Wilkesboro Speedway and received several (very fake) texts afterwards. Read them all here -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...
Hired Danhausen to uncurse Connor Zilisch, let's see if it works like it did with the Knicks #NASCAR
2026 is the year of Carson Hocevar. So many Hocevar happening already this season - almost too many to remember. That's why we did our damndest to provide a comprehensive rundown of as many as we could recall. HOCEVAR, SO FAR. CLICK BELOW. open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...
Hocevar, So Far, In 2026
A quick rundown of every Carson Hocevar moment this season, and we'll let you decide if they were uncalled for or totally rad
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A little something about myself, I get weapons-grade pissed off in July when my neighbors shoot off fireworks any later than 8:30 p.m. but have no problem turning 38 130-decibel race cars loose for two more hours at midnight. Watch me dance this merry jig of double standards.
So Ryan Blaney won at @EchoParkSpdwy in the wee hours of the morning and received several (very fake) texts afterwards. Read them all below👇🏻 open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...
Fake Texts to EchoPark Speedway winner Ryan Blaney
These texts are not real in any way whatsoever
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If you want proof that Connor Zilisch is having a much better weekend, this didn't hit Connor Zilisch. #NASCAR
Paint It Black," and a bunch of other NASCAR things as @RollingStones songs. CLICK HERE -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...
On the ground at Chicagoland Speedway. Took some bad pictures. Made some observations. Link below. open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...
Back in Chicago: A Travelogue
A few cell-phone pictures and observations from NASCAR's triumphant return to Chicagoland Speedway
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So Chase Briscoe won the race at Chicagoland Speedway and received several (very fake) texts afterwards. Read them all here -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...
Hey Chicago, Indiana now owns your race track in addition to your football team
Core Chicagoland Speedway memory: Saw the Allison brothers and my wife asks for a pic. She gets between them. I start to take the picture. Bobby: "Hold on, let's turn around so the sun ain't behind us." Donnie: "What the HELL kind of photographer are you?" Pic turned out great.
On the @wgnradio.bsky.social this morning discussing all things NASCAR at Chicagoland Speedway and how my state of residence is about to steal their football team
I volunteered one day of free manual labor to Chicagoland Speedway to help one of my favorite tracks get racing-ready for this weekend. They made me scrub urinals. Urinals that haven't been used in seven years. Some other stuff too. Click below for a video. open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...
Hey, Shane van Gisbergen won at @RaceSonoma and received several (very fake) texts afterwards. Read them all here -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...
Even closed captions doing Connor Zilisch dirty these days
