Natalie Valentine
@natalievalentine.bsky.social
27 | wannabe writer | will info dump about Final Fantasy and Star Wars links and things: linktr.ee/roxanne.calliope
NEW VIDEO! I bitch about commander damage for 8 minutes www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKAa...
Commander Damage Needs Fixing | Magic The Gathering
YouTube video by Darcassian
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Hello I have made this due to a mutual having issues with some folks on here forgetting this fact and shouting at him for it. Feel free to use it as a handy PSA x
"every good artist needs trauma to make their best work" I mean, my trauma gives me severe memory loss and failing cognitive function but if you wanna try and romanticise it, you do you, queen
I hate how every setback and noticeable flaw just makes my inferiority complex get so much worse..
NEW VIDEO! UVS caught me off guard with this one so I've had to stop my week break to quickly throw this together. www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qnj...
Universus in 2027
YouTube video by Darcassian
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"you should watch The Odyssey in 70MM IMAX. it's Nolan's intended vision" I'm so glad his "intended vision" is a format that has not a single screening in the country I live in and costs 3x as much as a regular cinema ticket
I cannot understand people who enjoy Netherrealm fighting games. the controls are so fucking stiff that I'd have an easier time moving if I had a hernia
i'll never buy the "PC is objectively better than console" argument when booting up a game thats more than 3 years old has a 50% chance of just not fucking working with that number growing by 10% every 2 years that pass
the worst part about getting motivation is that I don't know which of my projects to dedicate myself too
the worst part (and not really spoken about part) of online/AI job screening is that it disproportionately works against those who fare better at in-person interviews because tbh, job screenings now aren't about ability to perform the role, it's ability to fill out a form
I think I was always destined to be a TCG player given how addicted I was to this as a kid
all the John Wick lore that isn't based around pet revenge is boring as fuck. all the assassins world everything is confusing and convoluted and silly. the strength of the first film was "this dude is shooting 100 guys in the head because his dog died." they never should've strayed from the orige.
Warhammer 40k has two games: Isometric Strategy and 3rd Person Fuck-Em-Ups. you cannot convince me that any of the differences between each release are substantial enough to pay £60 for.
one of my biggest online pet peeves is that despite only being 4% of the global population, *everything* must be viewed through the lens of America/Americans and the assumption that everyone knows and cares about everything happening there
Glintstone Kris 🏳⚧ Maintenance Mode ⚙️🔧@inoxian.bsky.social · 6d agoIt's times like these that I realise just how much of my online existence is dominated by America and Americans. Who the fuck is Ken Jennings? Ain't no way you all still watch terrestrial broadcast TV enough to care that a Mormon gameshow host plays NYT Games.
a study needs to be done on why morning people have this compulsion to be the loudest fucking people known to mankind
*fade from black* off-screen voice: "ah, beshingled one. the rings are elden and souls are dark. seek... idk something" *montage of some dude getting merked for 3 hours* *ends with the director screaming and storming off set*
Culture Crave 🍿@culturecrave.co · 6d agoA24's 'Elden Ring' movie has wrapped filming ⚔️ Written and directed by Alex Garland In theaters March 3, 2028
maybe a hot take but prose that is just vagueposting but with flowery/complex language isn't good writing; it just means you had access to a thesaurus. I'd rather take 6/10 prose with a 9/10 story than 10/10 prose where nothing fucking happens
me, 2 minutes after finishing a video: "that's a lot of work done. i should reward myself with a break" me, 10 minutes after finishing a video: "well, that break was nice. back to the ol' grind"
new video first draft complete which means new out of context memes (we're dipping our toes into MTG which definitely won't go bad for me)
i hate how you listen to one VG OST cover and YouTube is like "here, have all these AI slop covers filling your recommended"
so many relationship issues would be solved if polyamory wasn't so socially stigmatized