Nate

@natecook.bsky.social

Once-geologist, recovering rower, current patent litigator. Avid Izzet mage, strategy/rpg enthusiast. Pro-veggies, anti-fruit. He/him, 🏳️‍🌈.

Hoping for a decent payout from this class action settlement, surely there can't be THAT many people who bothered to dredge up their old paperwork for filing a claim...

Every time I open Threads (via the reflexive tap while scrolling Instagram), I encounter the same insane genre of post of some made-up conversation designed to elicit rage comments about who is right or wrong and it makes me want to commit crimes