I wish I could eradicate the impulsivity I carry with everything at the first sign of annoyance

Is #tummytuesday a thing on here?

I’m never more popular with my cats than when the food dish is empty.

My head is stuck in the clouds.

Lost in a cloud of love

I love a loud top. Yes, tell me how good it is for you too.

I hate to admit how much 3-11 is such a better shift for me.

I really need Walmart to be open past 11pm again.

Does three pieces of squash cake count as my daily serving of vegetables?

Being in love with someone who is also your best friend makes a tremendous difference

@gingerbeardthembo.bsky.social You’re sweet! I enjoy your content.

What a horrendous day

Oh hey, pit in my stomach anxiety, what’s up bitch?

Everyone who bullied Rebecca Black when she was a teenager have no business enjoying this new era of music that’s fucking fantastic

I’ve listened to confessions ll non stop since it dropped. Madonna knew the gays needed this album

Having my birthday dinner at an all you can eat sushi place was not on my 2026 bingo card

It is flabbergasting how quickly life can change in a 7 day span

Co-star tells me that today my mess is the message whatever the fuck that means

Oh cool garlic powder has been recalled, guess I’m safe with the gigantic container I got 2 years ago when I thought I was rich and went to a specialty spice store

I’ve literally never understood why people are obsessed with taking baths over showers.

Just saw a candle company include matches in the packaging and by god they’re doing it correctly

I’m sad.

New answer to “are you okay?” ..Never, thank you.

Headline read “nearly four decades have passed since..” and I thought oh wow they must mean late 60’s/early 70’s. 1987. They meant 1987. 🙃

How did it get to 4:06 in the morning?

Reassurance and communication over everything

I post spicy 🌶️ on threads, go there notnathan8989. You’ll find nothing here.

I could listen to Bianca Del Rio’s cackle til the end of time.

Oh my god. The porn has found me. What has happened

How did the spicy content creators find me on here? This isn’t even my spicy account?