Tessera

Feels weirdly powerful getting my period on the full moon every month without fail 🌕

You're in his DMs. He's stealing my music taste to impress you. We are not the same.

The most emotionally unintelligent man you know is currently developing a dogshit taste in girlypop

To write good music one must be sad and horny. I can make you both.

Genuinely beautiful that it's 2026 and a whole new cat just dropped

One of my toxic traits is when someone conventionally attractive flirts with me, I think I'm being pranked. Like all the hot, cool people have a secret group chat where they laugh and laugh at screenshots of me

Giving myself intangible birthday gifts this month 🗡️🔮🕯️✨

When I have a little too much fun and have to snap myself back into a realistic melancholy

Lana Del Rey's Smile Fades

ALT: Lana Del Rey's Smile Fades

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Idk man I'm just tryna feel something while also trying not to feel anything

We need a word like "catfishing" but for when men fake an entire personality for long periods of time to gain access to you

Being poly and having an ownership kink is the funniest dynamic cuz yeah it's "yours" during sex but really you're just a shareholder

Can't deal with these house centipedes anymore, they're driving me and the cat crazy. Thankfully Bauhaus spots em quickly but when he's just intensely staring and I still can't see it... euuughhh I hate it 😵‍💫 Can we just have spiders instead?

Dudes really out here playing hard to get as if they aren't already hard to want

You can't feel enlightened until you've felt fucking stupid ✨🧘

I think I relate so much to animals because I'm also dumb, intense, horny, and always tired

Yo if my nervous system could stop feeling like I'm having a panic attack when my brain is just doing the usual that'd be fucking awesome. I've been physically shaking and out of breath for like three days 😵‍💫

My body is not a wonderland, my body is a trap house

Having a dozen people who will ask for nudes or say they wanna fuck you without hesitation, but not a soul to send your thoughts or silly little updates about your day to is a whole other level of dehumanizing, and I'm sick of acting like it isn't.

Maybe she's born with it... maybe it's PMS, ADHD, capitalism, the full moon, the lunar eclipse, major depressive disorder, the rise of fascism, Crohn's disease, generalized anxiety, boredom, chronic pain, and blatant disrespect from the male species?

One of my favorite parts of being a woman is when you're hauling ass down the highway in a piece of shit car on a sunny summer day with the windows down, singing along to Ride as loud as you can, the wind blowing in your hair, and in that moment you feel just like a wild mustang running free ✨

I'm so convinced I can live without THC while also having the nervous system of a squirrel on crack 🤒

I've been the yearner and I've been the avoidant, and from both perspectives I highly recommend just never speaking to anyone ever.

I'm sure the 300,000 tons of cheaper "ground beef" from an "undisclosed location" has nothing to do with the wild horses being rounded up and sold to slaughterhouses for $25 each.

Dude all I want is to annihilate some Wendy's but their switch to that flimsy ass shredded lettuce and the lack of sweet and sour sauce just won't do

Dudes will call you a friend with benefits and then proceed to not give you friendship or benefits