Fabius Bile's Discard Pile 🦇🐍™️
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Lovable Rat Girl Live from the Golden Throne (All views expressed are my own and have not been approved by the Administratum)
The secondhand embarrassment of being in a cab who other drivers are beeping at
The news reader on the local radio station has this awful, sharp, wet inhalation sound after every paragraph AND IT IS ENDING ME
Hugely unlikely ask but if anyone's got a spare ticket going for #FrankSkinner doing his WIP at the #Fringe next Tuesday (11th), I will gladly alleviate you of it in exchange for coins.
So not only am I leaving my job, someone I manage is leaving too and today was our joint leaving lunch. Because she's getting e-vouchers I wanted her to have something physical to have and I made this. Now you may not believe this but it isn't AI
No cheating now, show me your bank details
Me: I need to save money Also me, sat on the delayed train: I'm gonna make a t-shirt that just says 'John Grammaticus'
Who's got two thumbs, is tired and has possibly their penultimate Manchester work day?
There's a huge street argument going on on the Facebook group and I forgot it's real life people, not BlueSky people, and how I'm regretting saying I eat rat meat
A young person at work said to me yesterday "it's wild that you'll soon be 50" and first of all, I'm 44 so still some way, and second of all, sorry that my meme game is so strong
Thinking about matchmaking a couple of my mutuals as their posting styles are so similar
Saw this picture and trying to figure out the Diddy Kong situation is leading me down a rabbit hole that can only end with me rejecting the moon landing
Without downloading new pics what's it like dating you?
Pronob Antiballs@captainfanny.co.uk · 3d agowithout downloading new pics what's it like dating you?
Absolutely channelling my hero (Pingu) at work today
Pingu in a Pink Hat
Alt: Pingu in a pink towel
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On the home straight to black tights weather, lads. Not long now
Good morning, BlueSky. I've had to temporarily delete my other social media to avoid spoilers so it's just you and me today. I need you to be as pretty as Instagram and as weird as Reddit
I just had to change the alt text on this gif because it said "The Simpsons: Homer Meets the Devil Robot" and wtaf
Robot Devil
Alt: Futurama: Fry meets the Robot Devil
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Looking at the doorbell camera trying to work out why the people walking past last night were really looking up at my bedroom and realising that (a) that was the time I had the projector on and (b) my windows are still covered in tinfoil. They probably wondered wtf is going on in here
I am sorry Your insta story Was posted before a prolific poster I wanted to see it But I won't be going back through All Their Posts
I'm gonna need the cat to be 20% less weird and 30% less defiant
Band who won't pay tax called "Four Non-Doms" send Tweet
