@necromaunzer.bsky.social
May contain traces of sarcasm. And peanuts. Mostly sarcasm though.
Doubting the efficacy of snake oil is now punishable by spurious prosecution, jail time or if ICE get their hands on you, death without judge or jury.
The Devil@iamdevil.bsky.social · 2d agoNow mixing in paid advertisements into his normal corruption.
The tax cuts are funneling money from everybody to his cronies, the outside investments are either nonexistent or bribes into his crime family's pockets, by "secure border" he means that ICE is killing dissenters with impunity, he's robbing Venezuela war-crime-style, and Iran never wanted a nuke.
Spiro’s Ghost@antitoxicpeople.bsky.social · 2d agoI mean this in all seriousness, this is a severely mentally ill & delusional person who not only should be removed from office under the 25th amendment, but he should be in a psych ward. This is pure insanity on so many levels. He lives in a fantasy world. He is unwell & has lost touch with reality.
This seems to be the second-most effective way to defend the last vestiges of democracy in the US (right after having written a sternly-worded letter half a year ago and then sticking your head in the sand until the midterms).
Marc Elias@marcelias.bsky.social · 5d agoThis is what the legacy media doesn't cover. Luckily, I built Democracy Docket to fill this gap. Help support independent, pro-democracy media by subscribing to Democracy Docket now. demdock.com/4w6emld
Previous presidents didn't know everything that is knowable better than everyone else (what losers!), and when they didn't know something, they relied on experts in the fields they were lacking in rather than loudly declaring every problem to be solved or someone else's fault and leaving it at that.
Frieren is basically Reacher. I will not be taking questions at this point.
Countdown to Trump himself setting out to blow up Mt. Rushmore to replace it with a ballroom.
Ron Filipkowski@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 2w agoI was unaware of this plot.
www.politico.com/news/2026/07... Now which war could that possibly be? I don't remember there being any vote to start a war.
House votes to end war in Iran, dealing Trump another loss
It is the second time lawmakers have voted to halt the nearly five-month-long conflict.
politico.com
You really couldn't make a movie like Blazing Saddles today. Because if you made the racists look like idiots, you'd get piled on by a vocal minority called... *checks notes* the Government of the United States.
The Left: "Haha! You're not even governing effectively! You must be so ashamed at your failure to benefit the people!" MAGA: *shoveling money into their pockets left and right* "Oh yeah, sure." *gutting the next vital government service* "Devastated, indeed."
"Now you, too, can get in on the President of the United States' market manipulation and insider trading for a small, small bribe of only..."
Bputt@bputt.bsky.social · 3w agoImagine how many ways of wrong this move is...
Always a good idea to put illiterate thugs with basically no training in the position of judge, jury and executioner without any legal oversight when it comes to dispensing the death penalty for the high crime of... *checks notes* making them "fear for public safety".
ICE shooting comes after bombshell probe finds new recruits 'can barely read or write'
A deadly shooting in Minneapolis at the hands of a federal immigration officer comes weeks after a bombshell report on President Donald Trump's desperate drive to rush 10,000 deportation officers onto...
rawstory.com
David J. Bier@davidjbier.bsky.social · 3w agoWHOA DHS does not say that the agent feared for his life… just the vague concern for “public safety.” So he killed him just because he did not want him in America, not because of any specific threat to agents?
Lindsey Graham: "I can’t die now." The scientific method: "Hold my beer."
Alex@a1extimmons.bsky.social · 3w agoI just love that Lindsey Grahams ego was the reason he died. He was more concerned with going on tv while obviously ill than getting proper medical treatment lol. Hateful little fucker was more concerned with killing brown people than ensuring he could go to Disneyland many more times in his life.
Trump can't believe that Iran would stoop so low that they'd do what he did within the first couple hours of his unprovoked war with Iran: cowardly assassinate another head of state.
vallirose.bsky.social@vallirose.bsky.social · 3w agoHmmm you don’t say www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8Gpkf6Y/
Good thing all those fraudulent and wasteful explosive diarrhea prevention measures were DOGE'd away, right?
talia jane@taliajane.bsky.social · 4w agoExplosive diarrhea outbreak due to a parasite found on produce. Advice for now? Don’t buy produce…unless you can cook it. www.usatoday.com/story/graphi...
Which wars exactly is he talking about? 1) Ukraine - settled within 24 hours of his taking office, just like he promised 2) Gaza, can't be much left to raze and starve there 3) when he bombed the capital of Venezuela and then stopped, counts as ended, right? 4-8) the war he started with Iran 39x
He's not calling sites where they hold ICE victims under inhumane conditions "concentration camps", or the wanton murders of civilians around the globe "war crimes", so it's perfectly fine. And his masked, armed, legally unaccountable thug squads? "Immigration enforcement", so no red flags there.
When your administration is out to make every kind of grift legal, gambling is now "prediction markets" and gambling ads are "news".
@NewsJennifer (Jennifer Schulze)@newsjennifer.bsky.social · last mo.I cannot believe a few guys making bets on a prediction market are driving some news coverage at CNN and CNBC. It’s clearly info slop, not news. This piece by @atrupar.com & @juddlegum.bsky.social reveals how truly bad it is & how viewers are being misled. Yikes. open.substack.com/pub/aaronrup...
Sounds like someone's mixing up the Declaration of Independence and Fox News again. Easy mistake to make, I know.
Kurt Weldon@kurtweldon.bsky.social · last mo.Nor will anyone who has actually read the Declaration of Independence.
Oh no, now the poor man will never have the chance to become a concentration camp guard or kidnap random brown people while masked and unaccountable. I hope he can square that with his conscience.
Christopher Webb@cwebbonline.com · last mo.I’ve spoken with Jason Watson. He knew exactly what this would cost him. He gave up his military career to take a brave stand for democracy. Patriotism that only works with obedience isn’t patriotism.
Well, at least the presidential nepo babies didn't sell a couple paintings like Hunter did, because THAT would be corruption. www.nytimes.com/2026/06/28/w...
Trump Cut a Billion-Dollar Mining Deal. His Sons Stand to Profit.
nytimes.com
Evil, evil illegal immigrant was found lobbing massive algae eggs the size of soccer balls into the pool.
M Meerkat@kackbro.bsky.social · last mo.This Person Is Correct ! Algae Do NOT Have Seeds,They Rely On Microscopic Spores, Cell Division, Or Fragmentation......💪🏻
Just give him two weeks. Y'know, right after Mexico pays for the wall.
Jon Cooper@joncooper-us.bsky.social · last mo.👇👇👇👇
Oh, there's been a translation error: In MAGAworld, the term "waste" is when women or people of colour have jobs. Or when institutions exist that limit the corporate power to prey on people. Or when tax money is used for anything other than disappearing into a billionaire's bank account.
Miranda Yaver@mirandayaver.bsky.social · last mo.The lobby to my hotel in Arlington is the picture of government waste.
How does the saying go? "Snitches get... masked, armed, unaccountable 'law enforcement' thugs sent after them by the government." Or something like that
Taniel@taniel.bsky.social · last mo.Two ICE agents tracked down a woman *inside a polling place* yesterday. Why? They demanded that she take down an Instagram post in which she named Jonathan Ross as the man who shot & killed Renee Good (after the Star Tribune identified Ross). www.syracuse.com/news/2026/06...
I'd love it if the next Mandalorian movie was called "The Mandalorian and Din Djarin".
1) Yes, AI can and already does replace qualified human labour. 2) It does, however, replace it with stupid incompetent labour that seems cheap until you can't breathe or shower anymore.
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a... What's that? Trump is finally gonna drsain the swamp just like he promised? What's next? Mexico being fed up and paying for a wall they put up against this clown show?
Trump says he ready to drain the Reflecting Pool again after the $14M renovations
Trump’s renovations have already totaled $14 million, and he now blames vandalism for the algae and peeling paint in the Reflecting Pool
independent.co.uk
Wasn't paying attention, but it sounds like Trump's about to deport the women's team to CECOT due to their gender being DEI instead of white male, in order to then take the trophy and give it to himself.
Sarah Wood@sarahwood.bsky.social · 2mo agoThe women have won four World Cups, but absolutely congratulations to the men for making it to the knockout round. Yes, this is a reminder that the USA has, in fact, won a World Cup — four of them. In case you heard otherwise.
