Tessera

♡.°• ESME HEADLEY 【 HIATUS 】@eyes-for-disguise.bsky.social · 3w ago

Boooo. Big mental thumbs down. Thinking thinking.. They flick their finger and the spider LEAPS onto his face.

It takes him a second, but he jolts slightly. He blinks. ❝ ... woah... cool spider! ❞

♡.°• ESME HEADLEY 【 HIATUS 】@eyes-for-disguise.bsky.social · 3w ago

Floating above. Lowering a skeletal spider down on a string in front of him..

He's doing a logic grid in a thick book of them. If you interrupt... be careful.

I think i could beat Mephisto in chess.

You sure? Not even a nibble? ( Trying to put a chicken bone in their mouth. )

I'm not into biting bones.

Da' runers..

What if I gave you some bones to nibble on? I've got fresh ones. From a minotaur no less!

I'll bite ya?

What if I don't want to play along? ( They pull out a little doll from their bag. It turns goopy in their hand. )

Melts you.

Nuh uh. Can't prove it.

You're a goop.

I like that clown.

The goop is reserved for goopy occasions. This is not a goopy occasion.

What.

Nuh uh. ( Waggling their finger. ) I only get goopy on special occasions. ( Whatever that means.. )

Yes thanks.

No thanks !

Turns you into goop.

Don't make me turn your hat into goop

SKILL ISSUE!!!

I missed sunday, drat !

I think if the whole adventurer thing falls flat, i could make good money fixing peoples scoliosis.

𝙱𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚢@haunted-soul.bsky.social · 3w ago

Saturday is just sunday but early

It's still Saturday chill

Saint Simeon@lovechosen.bsky.social · 3w ago

You're not what? I don't think I said you were anything. . . . Unless?

I'm not-! . . .Alright, Raxxy.

Guidance is kinda a lewd skill if you think about it.

We be goonin

Yeah !! Now.. i just need to remember which way i came. Got a map? I'm horrible with directions..

Joy! I will follow your half infernal scent!!

Well that's no use. Guess you can just come along for fun then.

What kind of stupid-- Yes. Although it is very faint, smells like normal magic, and hard to differentiate.

Can you smell mana?

My *smell* is. Not my ears.

No we don't need to vor it. Aren't your ears all souped up without eyesight though? You'd be able to hear it scuttle better than me.

I am blind! I can not see!! Gods..kelemvor grant me strength..I will try.

!!! ( They're zipping right into it. No need for directions, they know where!! )

I will paint your nails if you come to the office.

..can I have it back?

No.

Saint Simeon@lovechosen.bsky.social · 3w ago

No, you were making a silly face. This is your normal one. If slightly more pathetic.

This is. . . just my face. 💧

. . . 💧 You didn't smash it, did you?

It's in my office.

Can't. Out of range. Want to help me look?