(Lecturing on powers of two) now eight is big, it’s over two more than four
Holy shit. I think I just had an actionable business insight
Good Friday? Yeah, they usually are! Ahaha happy weekend yall ✌️😘
One of my most capable marshals (or so I thought) just made a tactical blunder 🤦
(Quote tweeting) I’ve been screaming about this for years
“Honestly, being a eunuch hasn’t affected my life one way or the other.” -The Nonchalant Eunuch
Just muttered the words “my enemies…” aloud while grocery shopping
The mesmerizing process of manufacturing pink popsicles
Shrinkflation—what, you mean my hyper-niche fetish?
As a software developer, there is no demon more loathed than the User. They must be oppressed and their wishes subverted
My friends’ve had enough of the city life so they’re moving out to Organic Valley
Whippersnappers, young’uns etc have so much to learn…
Singing my favorite Radiohead songs but replacing the lyrics with e.g. “My wi-ife is an Israeli, I love Israel” as a biting critique
Once I was biking and didn’t realize another cyclist had snuck up behind me to draft and I blew a snot rocket on him.
Being avoidant rules. I never have to have difficult conversations. And if that bothers you, you’re abusing me! I’m just avoidant #facts