This would have done it for Grandpa Walter, this is stolen valor and that is the most serious of all crimes

Helen Kennedy@helenkennedy.com · 8h ago

This guy never served. He faked an injury to avoid the draft. None of his children have served. He called those who did serve their country "suckers and losers." He skipped the centenary memorial for servicemen who died in WWI because it was drizzling. This is more than usually repellent.

Seems like as good a time as any to announce that I’ve signed a deal with Kalshi to be an investor

Django Wexler@djangowexler.bsky.social · 8h ago

Somehow things that would have been a background gag in a Verhoeven movie are now just real

I keep seeing posts about the odyssey and I’m starting to wonder what the fuss is all about. How interesting could a movie about a minivan possibly be

Of course the moon landing was faked. The moon isn’t real.

Who gets that job? Because most people who’d apply aren’t allowed within 500 feet of a school

Laura Bassett@lebassett.bsky.social · 3d ago

Demanding to examine a child's genitals for them to play sports is fucking insane

This makes me angrier than most of the things he’s done since coming back into office

Kyle Griffin@kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 3d ago

FLAG: Trump gets to keep tax immunity for himself, his sons, and the Trump Organization under the new 'deal' struck by Todd Blanche. The new order also reaffirms that Trump won't have to pay any taxes he might have owed the IRS.

This RSO oil got me honkin like a goose

Opened for a Hank Williams Jr. tribute band tonight. They just started their set, I really hope they play “are you ready for some football”

Hanlon’s Razor never applies to this asshole because everything he says demonstrates equal parts malice and stupidity

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 5d ago

Q: Can you rule out that Iran is behind the water attacks? TRUMP: I don't think so. I think that Minnesota is behind it. You know who is behind it? Minnesota. Because they're grossly incompetent. I don't think there was an Iranian cyberattack. I think Minnesota ought to get its act together.

Just walked by a cybertruck parked in front of an elementary school. …GTFO man. You and I BOTH know you aren’t permitted to be within 500 feet of a school.

Al Sayed should put out his own statement telling people “never mind, forget what I said last week and go make fun of my opponent until she cries for mercy in her weird Milhouse voice”

You guys it was me who slashed Will Stancil’s tires. I was trying to eat them.

I wonder what Beavis’ and Butthead’s last names are. Imagine being introduced to Beavis Jackson or Butthead Jones

Wow.Are those rumored sex abuse allegations about to drop?

Phil Lewis@phillewis.bsky.social · 6d ago

MADISON, Wis. (AP) — Mandela Barnes drops out of the Democratic primary for Wisconsin governor.

300 IQ move - write a book called “The Jefferson Lies” and then fill it with actual Jefferson lies

Judd Legum@juddlegum.bsky.social · last wk.

David Barton is a fake historian who wrote a book on Thomas Jefferson that was so inaccurate his publisher was forced to pull it from the shelves. Now Barton, and his son Tim, are advising Trump on his anti-Smithsonian crusade.

It’s called a Jesus factory

Nathan Daniel Hernandez@natedhernandez.bsky.social · last wk.

Gotta shut down the factory that makes this kinda guy

“Working class” implies there’s another class of people who do not have to work. We should talk about them more because they suck and they’re ruining everything

Just saw the most ominous message in the running output of an AI thing I have to do at work: “Summoning Clippy”

If he truly believes this then he also thinks he’ll never see his buddy again. Fortunately for him, if there really is a heaven and a hell he’ll get plenty of time to catch up with Lindsey soon enough

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · last wk.

Trump on Lindsey Graham's whereabouts: "Sitting, laying, wherever he may be. I think I know where he is. I think he's up there and watching us. I'm pretty sure of it."

My gf is playing Tears of the Kingdom right now and I can’t help but notice Link is basically a serial killer and everybody’s just ok with it

I want him to say democants. Just once!

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · last wk.

Trump: "Barack Hussame Obama. Obuma."

Wow evidently I fell asleep last night at 7pm. That explains why I was so rested when I woke up today

Wow I feel like I’ve been hit by a truck happy Sunday no more 4 hour gigs for me

Sigh, arthritis is here to ruin the fun. Of course

Cannot beat a Telecaster through a Dual Showman (or a Twin Reverb if you’re into lifting). This will only make sense to some of you, but if it does you know why I’m having fun tonight

Subbing a gig tonight with the old band, which means first time I’m playing guitar live since April. And it means I get to raid my toy chest for equipment to use. I’ve spent an hour trying to decide which amp to play lol oh well I never said I wasn’t ridiculous

so look. my advice to anyone who would be tempted to argue things like "well if you only comply" -- look at it like this. imagine the guy they killed is a man. and imagine the police who shot him are women and the bullet is an accusation of sexual assault. so he's entitled to due process right

So basically, it can only get worse from here. Got it.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2w ago

Trump: "We're in the golden age. This is the greatest we'll ever be."

Have Jimothy’s racist posts from 2010 been found yet?

This day just keeps getting better. First there was the coffee, and then my favorite watch showed up from getting serviced. It’s been out of commission forever but it’s back!