I fucking love voting again Brandon Gill, Ken Paxton, and Greg Abbott. Get fucked you fascist pricks.

No voter intimidation van at my polling place this year, but a couple of guys in camp chairs at the perimeter filming people coming in to vote.

@jamestalarico.bsky.social was it worth selling out my kid for them to still label you like this? Fucking stand for something if you believe in it.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · last wk.

"He's just a guy who shows a weird focus on transgender kids ... typically people who say stuff like that tend to have some unusual search histories" -- JD Vance, who is obsessed with demagoguing trans issues, baselessly suggests that Talarico is a pedo

@jamestalarico.bsky.social how about instead of “lowering the ask” on how much money you ask me for every day you go back on Fox News and say you’re not going to compromise on trans rights? Until you disavow your previous transphobic statements you’re not getting a penny from me.

After seeing Coyote v. Acme I firmly believe Foghorn Leghorn should be John Cena’s dad both in every movie and reality. They’re the same character.

My favorite 9/11 memory is an ex girlfriend calling me and saying she wanted us to drive to NYC to help. She hung up on me when I asked her how many other old boyfriends she called before me. 2nd fav was our college worshipping a finance bro alum who went back in to help…get the server hdds.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · last mo.

"September 11th was 25 years ago" -- Ted Cruz defends Trump lying about his response to 9/11 but suggesting he might not remember because it was so long ago

I just got a preorder notification for the Star Trek Magic set and the pricing now is just insulting. The Ferengi weren’t supposed to be aspirational!

The only crime I’m in favor of capital punishment for is parents cutting or misusing the pickup line. You’re a shit and you’re teaching your kid it’s ok to think you’re more important than everyone else. But possibly the cybertruck should’ve been a tip-off this dad is a grade-A fuckwit.

What if we had the O-Ring from Challenger make a speech?

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2mo ago

complete silence at the NASA center as Trump brags about the stock market and touts fake foreign investment numbers. just a brutally awkward speech that is going over like farts in church

I guess the one plus to the US healthcare system is it’s leaving a lot of people with nothing to lose. And people with nothing to lose can change history.

The wrong people are dying.

Why can’t he just fucking die so we can start trying to rebuild our nation? This could apply to several people.

Dear @Tidal: if I type “Charlie P” into the search the top result should be Parker, not Puth. I don’t know who Charlie Puth is, I’m sure they’re great and make great music - but sometimes your number is retired before you even make the team. I’ll go back to yelling at the clouds now:)

Yeah, I don’t know why Texas is like this.

First day of school drop off complete. The kids driving at the high school followed instructions better than the adults dropping kids at middle school. And it’s always a Tesla that tries to cut the line.

The world sucks, he isn’t dead yet, and my children are still under threat from our lovely government. But! I signed an offer letter today for a job I actually want. So small victories.

“If you don’t hear back from us within a week it usually means we’ve passed.” Oh cool. So not even worth an email? The job market is great, yall.

Talarico lawn sign finally out front.

So in under 24 hours we have a replacement for Lady G but McConnell is still incommunicado and we can’t do anything?

Is it bad when your boss accidentally switches to his personal browser while screen sharing and he’s got a LinkedIn tab open looking for jobs?

I was told that I was secretly a Collins-supporting Nazi for pointing out that all the bad stuff hadn’t come out yet. Maybe we don’t get behind rage-driven men who lie about Nazi tattoos? Thank goodness we ignored the progressive women in the race in favor of Blackwater bubba here.

The Downballot@the-downballot.com · 4mo ago

From @benkail.bsky.social at the @bangordailynews.bsky.social: "Graham Platner has postponed a string of events Sunday and Monday as rumors circulate among Maine Democrats and over social media about another potentially damaging story to come about the oyster farmer’s past."

Dear Supreme Court: fuck you.

@kathleenhanna.bsky.social why the fuck is Adobe using a Le Tigre song to sell gen AI bullshit?

So does TNA know why everyone is cancelling their subscriptions so they don’t ask (my renewal was in 3 days so I finally got around to it)? Or do they not care?

No time to explain - I gotta get these stones to Egypt!

By the reasoning of the DoJ shouldn’t everyone present at Jan 6 be jailed for at least 50 years whether they went in or not or were violent or not, as long as they had a red hat? They’re throwing people in jail for having magazines in the trunk of their car during a protest with 1 violent person.

I’ll be the first to admit that I don’t have an education in the stock market. But it seems paying $135 for something they say is worth about $4 is dumb as fuck. Again, I’m not an expert - I just don’t get why we would give someone an extra $131 for nothing. Elon is a Nazi.

Oh cool - the pharmacy by my house is advertising that you can get ivermectin without a prescription there. So probably not going to trust your compounding ever again.

I’m not mad the Knicks lost - I’m mad he woke up at the end of the game.