Fuckin, when you have to write your own content for an online review, then signpost the online review by quoting your own content that you wrote as if an independent entity wrote it about you.
Neil Cake
@neilcake.bsky.social
I'm just trying to do music, mate. Alt rock type stuff mostly, but then I take loops of my songs and make them into hip-hop tracks to rap over as Dig Xaz. I am also in VIBE and The Madonna and the Whore. From Rotherham, S Yorks. Live in MCR. (He/Him)
The new track from the Madonna and the Whore is now available exclusively on this new compilation from Dammit Records. Go check us, and the other bands out at dammitrecords.bandcamp.com/album/dam-na... #OriginalMusicTracks #MusicSky
Dam-Nations August 2026, by Dammit Records
10 track album
dammitrecords.bandcamp.com
My new single on YouTube, laidback acoustic track, "It Could Be You" www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UAZ...
It Could Be You
YouTube video by Neil Cake - Topic
youtube.com
My latest single, "It Could Be You" is now available across the streaming services (not Spotify). Here's a link that might help you. email.amuse.io/e/c/eyJlbWFp... If your outlet of choice isn't there, just search Neil Cake. Come on, don't make me micromanage you. #OriginalMusicTracks #MusicSky
Amuse
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My dad used to say, "why put off until tomorrow what you can do today?" I say why put off until tomorrow what you can put off until next week.
My latest single, "It Could Be You" is now available across the streaming services (not Spotify). Here's a link that might help you. email.amuse.io/e/c/eyJlbWFp... If your outlet of choice isn't there, just search Neil Cake. Come on, don't make me micromanage you. #OriginalMusicTracks #MusicSky
Amuse
Create smart music links that anyone can listen to!
email.amuse.io
Kinda annoys me that my laptop tells me to try using a different finger to login. This is the one I scanned. Trying a different one ain't gonna do shit. And as for my phone's facial recognition; what's the point? You just end up waiting then typing your pin in anyway.
MASSIVE lol: my distributor offers a royalty advance scheme. If I ever need $8 in a hurry
Hey! I think my new single, "It Could Be You" is coming out on the streaming platforms (not spotify) tomorrow. Link when u have it. It's a nice acoustic song about how precarious life is.
I keep seeing people getting behind Farage's idea of leaving the ECHR. Yeh, cos as a human, why the fuck would I want my rights protected? Fucking idiots.
Songwriters! Post the tropes you actively try to avoid. I'll start: Singing the word "high" in falsetto when the rest of the line is in normal register.
There are workmen outside my office playing a load of hunger dunger dang music. I suppose at least it isn't Oasis.
My new 6 track mini-album, "Cuddle Puddle" waits to be discovered. Go on, treat yourself. half-arsedmusic.bandcamp.com/album/cuddle...
Cuddle Puddle, by Neil Cake
6 track album
half-arsedmusic.bandcamp.com
God I hate the minions. Why do they keep making minions films? It's so lazy on so many levels They don't even need to write witty dialogue for them.
This is "Bus Stop Picnic". Mentions Church Road. And the garden centre. #HomeMadeMusic
Wiz Ball@wizball50.bsky.social · 2w agoIt's another sunny Songwriter Saturday! If you've a song you'd like to share, post it with #HomeMadeMusic and Quote this post with it, if you like. Today's theme: Post a song of yours that mentions a place in the title or lyrics. The definition of 'place' can be as broad as you like. #musicsky
Has everyone heard my new song yet? This is "Easy Mode". Check out that banjo and kick drum. youtu.be/XUBbOncyBGo?... #OriginalMusicTracks #MusicSky
Neil Cake - Easy Mode (2026)
YouTube video by Half-Arsed Music
youtu.be
it might've escaped your notice, but I released a new video late last night. This is "Easy Mode", track 2 but the last I wrote on my new mini-album, "Cuddle Puddle"... www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUBb... #OriginalMusicTracks #MusicSky
Neil Cake - Easy Mode (2026)
YouTube video by Half-Arsed Music
youtube.com
it's bandcamp friday. use it to get my new mini-album, "Cuddle Puddle". It's free, but if you do pay for it... cha-ching! half-arsedmusic.bandcamp.com/album/cuddle...
Cuddle Puddle, by Neil Cake
6 track album
half-arsedmusic.bandcamp.com
New song, fk what's it called, - "Easy Mode" ctrl+paste: bubble what? no: youtu.be/XUBbOncyBGo
Neil Cake - Easy Mode (2026)
YouTube video by Half-Arsed Music
youtu.be
Cheeky reminder: part 4 of my Not Completely Useless mini-albums, "Cuddle Puddle" was released yesterday. Pay what/if you want. half-arsedmusic.bandcamp.com/album/cuddle... #OriginalMusicTracks #MusicSky
Cuddle Puddle, by Neil Cake
6 track album
half-arsedmusic.bandcamp.com
The 4th mini-album in my Not Completely Useless series is now released on Bandcamp. "Cuddle Puddle" is a little more rock and a little less blues than the last part. It's full of mad grooves, duelling guitars and idiosyncratic vocals. half-arsedmusic.bandcamp.com/album/cuddle...
Cuddle Puddle, by Neil Cake
6 track album
half-arsedmusic.bandcamp.com
I plan to release pt4 of my Not Completely Useless mini-albums on Bandcamp tomorrow. 6 tracks (put in a specific order by me), 1 brand new track, everything written, performed and recorded by me. Pay what/if you want. And it's called "Cuddle Puddle"
...then the "magician" "reappears",having used the trapdoor and then... a previous winner shows up? Not even magic. Been there the whole time. Sorry, but what a load of shit.
Then that other "magician" gets the judges to put a few slips of paper in a box and then pull out the one he wants them to pull out. Then he gets in box, and you just know those are someone else's hands sticking out. The box explodes FOR NO REASON and the patsy is in a harness behind it...
I was watching the #BGT final with the kids, and I'm sad to say, both magic acts were dogshit. Transparent AF. First that smiley guy takes Alesha's ring, sticks it in his pocket, then pulls it out of his pocket again 5 minutes later. No magic at all.
Just sent my new single, "It Could Be You" to the distributor. Should be released 30 July. It's an acoustic song about how easy it can be to lose everything - rather than win everything like the National Lottery slogan title implies. Pre-save link to follow!
When i don't have my glasses at the shops I sometimes use my phone to photograph prices i can't see, then zoom in on the pic. This morning I forgot to focus first, so when I zoomed in it was just like looking with my eyes.