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@nekoewen.bsky.social
TTRPGs, writing, Japanese language, anime, mechanical keyboards, steno, 3D printing, movies, pasta, cats. Ewen is pronounced like Aaron. he/him
Bravo. I don’t think I have enough gender to pull off something like that.
this is the best comment i've ever seen on any footage of my game. pack it up. there's no topping this.
Turns out The Room Returns, where Bob Odenkirk stars as Johnny in a remake of #TheRoom shot in a day, is finally available: brando20.gumroad.com/l/theroomret...
The Room Returns
The Room Returns is a one-day reimagining of Tommy Wiseau’s cult classic The Room, starring Bob Odenkirk as Johnny.Directed by Brando Crawford, the film was shot in a single day as an experimental fil...
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Listening to the @systemmastery.bsky.social episode about the Red Dwarf RPG, and I'm pretty sure I've got something better for playing a Red Dwarf game with the Space Losers setting for my Podcast From Another World game.
When people ask "How're you doing?" they are generally not read to hear you earnestly say, "Kinda bad actually." Which is fair, but sometimes it's true.
Randomly skimmed The Office Hack, a TTRPG I started on in the vein of Papers & Paychecks: people in a magical world play a game where they RP as workers in a post-industrial society. It's meant to be functional but very silly, and I have an idea for a thing for it called Wörk Borg.
I haven't quite gotten my head together enough yet, but I have a notion to write a very silly/weird web novel where I use my random tables as much as possible.
I enjoyed Spider-Man: Brand New Day for a lot of reasons, but one of them was that it made the MCU feel like an actual world, rather than feeling like stuff only exists when the camera is pointed at it.
Over on ClockworkAvocado.com, I have an new essay on what I call "scheme armor," a villainous mirror image of plot armor, and the "two-dimensional writing" habit that helps create it. www.clockworkavocado.com/why-does-he-...
Why Does He Get to Just Do That?
Join my Patreon to get early access to posts, plus bonus material and a backlog of essays, fiction, and games! As I continue grappling with understanding and crafting good stories, one trend I...
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I started posting Memes of the Prophets to Royal Road, if anyone would like to check it out for free and in bite-sized chunks. It's my #isekai series that's simultaneously very silly and grapples with some big ideas, and also the protagonist becomes a catgirl. www.royalroad.com/fiction/1841...
Memes of the Prophets
Eric died. He got hit by a truck, of all things. Then he was pleasantly surprised to discover that that wasn’t the end. Valrune, the God of Crossings, had an offer for him: a second chance at life, as...
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Every now and then I remember what it was like going to movies before we got assigned seating here, and I am so glad I can just click what seats I want on a website rather than lining up with friends ahead of time and racing into the theater.
My new meds seem to be giving me more vivid dreams, so now I'm wondering if dreaming of seeing a gray cat barf up a life-size pigeon figurine means anything.
This is a fascinating book. Temu Star Wars but not unlike the first EU book Splinter of the Mind's Eye all it has to go on is Star Wars. Naturally there is a love triangle because who knew at the time. The Luke character's dad is revealed to be the Obi-Wan character. "Han" is a pirate captain.
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According to Wikipeda, Zendaya's surname is just "Coleman," and I have no idea what to do with this information.
I don't even know where to begin with The Odyssey, but it's as good as people are saying. Also it has John Leguizamo as Euameus, and like the rest of the casting, it just works. The aesthetics are stunning, and every mythic thing is wonderfully unconventional.
Some really dumb corner of my brain keeps seeing "The Odyssey" and trying to fit it into the commercial jingle for "The Animal" from Galoob. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Afof...
1984 - The Animal Truck Toy Ad
YouTube video by RetroTy: The Pulse of Nostalgia
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Need to remind myself that a job search is a process and I don't need to do it All The Time, especially when I need to tend to my health.
Went to browse at Half-Price Books, not planning to buy anything, ended up walking out with a $10 copy of the novelization of Zardoz, which is a thing that exists in the world. #zardoz
With my current job anxiety I keep feeling like I just haven't been doing *enough* with my creative projects, and once I'm more stable I think I'm gonna go a little crazy with that stuff.
A thing about my current job search: I really need to remember that LinkedIn is not real life. Its job listings do algorithmic stuff and have sponsored postings just like most every other site these days. That's important because the available jobs are not all for managers and engineers.
This was always an amazing line, but I'm really feeling it right now.
Thatcher: There's no such thing as society. Me: THEN WHAT WERE YOU PRIME MINISTER OF, MAGGIE?
My anxiety has really messed me up this time. I finally reached my doctor and got some new meds that will hopefully help, particularly with how unbelievably bad my sleep has been the past few days.
Re-listened to the Kill James Bond episode on Cars 2, where they got deep into the car versions of like Catholicism and the British Empire, and how there’d be three car podcasters reviewing Bond movies, but I wanted the car KJB to be doing a bonus episode about Pixar’s Humans 2.
• Trump's family has deep ties to the mob going back to his grandfather's involvement in prostitution. • Netanyahu sent suitcases of cash to Hamas to sabotage the peace process. Somehow people *aren't* mentioning these things every time these men come up.
I'm not sure we needed a Rick and Morty spinoff, but so far President Curtis is scratching the itch that Inside Job gave me (before Netflix canceled it), so that's something. www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCNN...
President Curtis | OFFICIAL TRAILER | July 26 @ 11:30pm | adult swim
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