Ollie made grilled cheese and Tillie's eyes are the size of golf balls rn

oh man, remember "Heroes"

Nev Fountain@nevfountain.bsky.social · 4d ago

What TV show got so bad it effectively destroyed your appreciation for the show when it was was good?

for $500/month I will kill them myself

ad on LinkedIn for the IDF???? bro

transmascs, what's your T dosage? I'm up to 120mg/week, which I'm told is a lot, and my levels are still BARELY above the minimum threshold. I feel like my body is determined to make this as difficult as possible lmao

good morning I've got hair anxiety (can't tell whether the corners of my hairline are receding or if it is just the normal T-induced disappearance of baby hairs)

I have been in the drafting mines for so long that I forgot about the anxiety-inducing process of being edited, rip

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well fuck. after insurance, the glucose monitor is going to be $225 😭😭😭

do NOT love how many of the porn bots on this site identify themselves as being 18, that's gross, go to school

remembered how I was once the only attendee at a public library creative writing workshop and I made the poor facilitators listen to my pretentious middle schooler poetry

I love how southern cuisine approaches all conventional guidance about healthy eating with an attitude of "fuck it, we ball"

does the dressmaking video game simulate having to wind the bobbin / disentangle the bobbin / otherwise suffer because of the bobbin

soon I will have fried chicken

TIL the evangelicals are mad at Greta Gerwig's Narnia adaptation because Aslan is voiced by Meryl Streep and this is a disrespectful misgendering of Lion Jesus

just saw my first coyote, big ol' fucker trotted right past our patio in broad daylight, nbd 😱

"'Spirit animal' is cultural appropriation, 'Patronus' is out because Harry Potter is blood money, what should I call my—" it's your fursona, the animal is your fursona, it's okay

I'm so fucking fried dude

I have had more than one dream about my Anthropic check arriving lmao, give me my moneyyyyyy

saw a post saying that antisemitism is "at an all-time high" and listen I do not want to imply that it's not BAD but uh

I enjoyed my time in Austin a lot and I had a full ride scholarship, I regret nothing, I'm just a hater

I may not be a librarian anymore but I have a lot of opinions about "iSchool" lmao

eternally fascinating how every time my alma mater rebrands, they bury the word "library" deeper and deeper in their website copy :))

sent some emails, made some appointments, acted like a grownup 💪

the competing video streaming services at the library are so funny to me; Kanopy asks whether you would like to watch a movie, while Hoopla asks whether you need literally anything on your screen and you don't care what it is

it is incredibly frustrating to be unable to do really basic things like take the stupid trash out without extreme physical pain and possible permanent damage

all the foods available to me are so wholesome and all I want is an entire pepperoni pizza

having fun juggling "already put money down on my top surgery fees and my insurance authorization expires next month" and "might also need legs surgery in a timely manner, further imaging required to confirm"

Threads book/writing discourse remains undefeated, they are now arguing over somebody's take that writing about smells is corny and unrealistic because nobody actually smells things

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