David Wheatley

@nemoloris.bsky.social

Cairngorm-regarder. Bairn-herder.

Anyone who has ever wondered what became of the twelve male apostles version of the Irish literary canon – once so ubiquitous – may be interested to learn it has sought asylum in a gift shop near the Rock of Cashel.

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Enliven a meal at the Castlerosse Hotel in Killarney by informing your fellow diners of the overlooking by the hotel guide of the poisonous satire by Aodhagán Ó Rathaille inspired by Lord Kenmare, as was (‘fá deara dhom triall riamh ort, a Vailintín Brún’ etc).

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Adolphus Cooke of Westmeath instructed his servants to genuflect to a turkey, which he believed to be his reincarnated father, once entered into hand-to-hand combat with a bull, and ended his life believing he had been transformed into a screech owl.

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Inspired perhaps by Peter Cook calling one of his shows Quite the best revue I’ve seen for some time - Bernard Levin, John McGahern’s publishers appear to stepped in to tweak the title of his 1966 novel.

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Sure amn't I tellin yiz this long time that Tennyson writ 'The Splendour Falls' afther a thrip to the county Kerry, but did I know he'd writ this sthurrin payse o' paddywhackery too? Divil a bit I did!

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As I approach the age at which MacNeice died, I find I have much catching up to do with that poet’s startling epiphanies of death lying in wait for us amid the everyday. One thing at least I can tick off the to-do list, though, is middle-aged pseudo-Scottisizing (this is from ‘Ten Burnt Offerings’).

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I often store texts of poems with rejected lines stuck on at the end, in case I might ever want to revisit them. Today I was sent a proof of a poem with a wagging tail of rejected lines at the bottom of the page, whose presence there I had forgotten. Should I now just leave them in?!