"ɪ'ʟʟ ɢᴇᴛ ᴛʜᴏsᴇ ᴘᴇsᴋʏ ᴘʟᴜᴍʙᴇʀs!" ❤️ + 🔄

ㅤ ❝ ... Ghost... SANTA CLAUS .ᐣ.ᐣ -- BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!! OHHH, GREENIE, YOU'RE HILARIOUS- .ᐟ.ᐟ ❞ ㅤ

[ 𝕆𝕟𝕖 𝕁𝕦𝕞𝕡 𝕄𝕒𝕟 ]@onejumpman.bsky.social · 9mo ago

“I think a 'Ghost Santa Claus' would be the biggest nightmare I could-a have...”

ㅤ ❝ 𝐎𝐎𝐎𝐎𝐇𝐇 𝐘𝐄𝐀𝐇, 𝐁𝐀𝐁𝐘❗️ 𝐁𝐎𝐖𝐒𝐄𝐑’𝐒 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐈𝐍’ 𝐓𝐎 𝐓𝐎𝐖𝐍 .ᐟ ❞ ㅤ

𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗢@parodybign.bsky.social · last yr.

Yes.

ㅤ 𝐀𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐲𝐞𝐝 𝐠𝐫𝐮𝐧𝐭... ㅤ

ㅤ ❝ 𝐁𝐖𝐀 𝐇𝐀 𝐇𝐀 𝐇𝐀 𝐇𝐀𝐀 .ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ SUCK IT, PLUMBER BOY .ᐟ ❞ ㅤ

ㅤ ❝ I CAN’T JUST KEEP HOPING IN THE VOID FOR YOU TO MA— wait, really .ᐣ.ᐣ ❞ ㅤ

𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗢@parodybign.bsky.social · last yr.

...Fine. You will have your own game.

ㅤ ❝ That sounds like a you problem, little guy .ᐟ THE GREAT KING BOWSER IS ALWAYS LOUD N’ PROUD. Deal with it ~ ❞ ㅤ

Cullen@thebluetyke.bsky.social · last yr.

"Whu- Hey! Don't laugh! You 𝑑𝑜 have a loud voice!"

ㅤ ❝ Wruh... .ᐣ But I… — THE DUMB MIDGET NEVER PAYS HIS TAXES .ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO RALLY MY UNDYING FANS IF YOU GUYS KEEP PULLING THIS DAMN TRAP CARD .ᐣ.ᐟ.ᐣ 🔥 ❞ ㅤ

𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗢@parodybign.bsky.social · last yr.

When Mario pays his taxes, you’ll get your own game.

... I’m so done.

MUY@muyhiram.com · last yr.

Daisy: "Hey, guys! I'm here with Mr. Koopa!" Bowser: "KING Koopa" Daisy: "Internet Browser!" Bowser: *Sighs*

I did. Even held them at gunpoint to make my boy the most precious thing ever.

HyperCole@hypercole.bsky.social · last yr.

Who gave them the RIGHT to make this child so adorable?

ㅤ 𝐂𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐤𝐧𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐥𝐞𝐬... ㅤ ❝ 𝐵𝑤𝑒ℎ𝑒ℎ𝑒ℎ𝑒ℎ... ❞ ㅤ

@parodybign.bsky.social ❝ Yo, Nintendo .ᐟ Where’s my big title on the switch, huh .ᐣ The fans are roaring to see 𝐌𝐄 win for once. ❞

𝐍𝐨𝐰 𝐘𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐖𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐏𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫 ❤️ & 🔁?

ㅤ ❝ Pfheheheh... Wimp ~ ❞ ㅤ

Cullen@thebluetyke.bsky.social · last yr.

Rubbing his ears. "Owie- Good morning."

ㅤ ❝ ROOOAAAAAARRRRR!!!! … Ahem. Good morning. ❞ ㅤ

“We Survive, Like Witches Have Been Doing For Centuries.' ⋆♱✮♱⋆☽☾⋆♱✮♱⋆ Agatha Harkness. ⋆♱✮♱⋆☽☾⋆♱✮♱⋆ A 300 or so year old witch. ⋆♱✮♱⋆☽☾⋆♱✮♱⋆ Moody, very moody tread with caution. ⋆♱✮♱⋆☽☾⋆♱✮♱⋆ Descriptive/Lit

a woman in a dark forest with a disney + logo in the upper right corner

ALT: a woman in a dark forest with a disney + logo in the upper right corner

media.tenor.com

ㅤ ❝ Bah .ᐟ You guys are all such party poopers. Seriously .ᐟ ❞ ㅤ

ㅤ ❝ Best prank ever .ᐣ Paint all the Poison Shrooms into 1-UPs and replace the real ones with them. 😈 BAAHAHAA!! YOU SHMUCKS WON’T EVER KNOW WHICH ONE’S WHICH .ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ ❞ ㅤ

ㅤ ❝ Yo .ᐟ What's poppin' .ᐣ ... ... ... did I say that right... .ᐣ ❞ ㅤ