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18+ NSFW (they/them) Non-binary gainer in a recovery period of life.
Paperwork submitted. Grocery pick-up order submitted. Time to make more room in the fridge.
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NerdAlert@nerdalertgrows.bsky.social · 2d agoI have to finish up some paperwork before 3pm but you KNOW I'm going to the grocery store as soon as that's done 🐷 My housemates are out of town for the weekend.
I have to finish up some paperwork before 3pm but you KNOW I'm going to the grocery store as soon as that's done 🐷 My housemates are out of town for the weekend.
The scale is reading 288. Who's gonna push me back over into the 300s? 🐷
Tuesday. Did hard life stuff. Now I couch rot. Feed me? 🥹
Testing out some plant-based milks/creams to help me get morning calories easier. Today's shake is: 1 can of coconut cream 1 handful of frozen berries and banana 1 handful of frozen kale 2 large spoonfuls of cashew butter Non-dairy yogurt to the max fill line
Seeing the scale slowly creep back up towards 300lbs (285 currently)... I wanna go so hard on the groceries I just got. 😶🌫️
A proper before and after from my night in with $30 of Taco Bell. Now to afford maintaining this progress I'm making! 😅 But damn, I kinda surprised myself tonight.
3.6 Burritos 4 Tacos Large Fries Large Soda Lots of water to help squeeze that last .4 burrito in. I'm working on increasing my capacity and I think this is as close to the line as I want to go. It's such a bummer when you push too hard and lose all the calories you spent all night packing in.
I honestly thought I was gonna have at least 1 burrito to put in the fridge before I passed out tonight... But this is the last one and I think I can fit it in...?
Any vegan gainers out there with recommendations for non-dairy fatty liquids to chug? My body is kinda done with lactose and buying lactose free feels silly when I'm sure I can make great gainer shakes from coconut cream and things like that just as easily with similar results.
The half and half is gone. The chocolate milk is almost gone. This is where a good feeder would come in, give my belly some attention and slowly drain the rest of that dairy into me while I digest.
I went a little overboard with the lactose free dairy last time I got groceries... I kinda need to make room in my fridge before I go to the store again... 🐷 Oops
Old, snug clothes are always fun to show off contrast... But do y'all have "goal clothes" to feed in? This is one of my 8XL shirts that I like to wear. More comfortable for your belly to stretch as you eat, plus you get to imagine a day when your 8XL fits perfectly... Snugly even. 🐷
I might need to get a bigger size shirt the next time I'm up in that neck of the woods...
Being a stoner pig two days in a row? 🐷 I overhauled my resume in between 🐷 Who's hiring remote admin fatties?
Growing this belly back One reckless food night at a time
I forgot what day I'm supposed to be fat in what way with what hashtag but I wanted to be fat tonight so here ya go, Bsky!
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Comfy Oaf@comfyoaf.bsky.social · 3w agoCorporate guy is offered a new job trying to fix a big computer, but it's rather farther away than he was expecting. But he's allowed to learn martial arts in his downtime, so it's not bad.
Safe to say the rest of my Friday to-do list is gonna have to wait until Monday.
Y'all really know how to get my beast brain going. 😈 Makes me wanna eat all the food in your house and mess around on your couch for the afternoon.
Friday Lunch Binge from Popeyes: 1 chicken sandwich 12 boneless wings 1 large mac and cheese Still have 1 more chicken sandwich but I'm gonna need belly rubs and a rest before I continue. 🥴