"I'm shocked! Well, not that shocked."

Chris Vannini@chrisvannini.com · 2w ago

What's a Futurama line that lives forever in your head? Mine is, "Oh, a lesson in not changing history from Mr. I'm My Own Grandpa."

More for me.

I had sort of forgotten that a majority of top MtG creators moved here after Twitter turned to ass. Glad to have a good list to follow again.

Magic Con Amsterdam? More like Amsterdamn I wish I didnt give up on being a content creator 4 years ago and have to start from scratch. 🤣 Who knows what id be up to this weekend if I had stuck with it.

Reactivating this page for all my MTG and trading card content cross posting. I'm back to being an absolute social media slut.

I miss roasting people on public Facebook groups, but Nooooo I'm supposed to be "polite." Stupid.

Why did I wait until my life was about to change forever by having a child to have some legitimately good but high risk business ideas?

Ok comedy homies, I know you've probably got your shows booked for a while, but I've only got 4 weeks until my kid is born and I'll be stepping away for a bit, so I'd love to tell jokes for you until then. Keep me in mind if you need a last minute replacement.

I want to make a cozy game like Stardew Valley, except you play as an absolute menace to the town. Day drinking, being a homewrecker, ripping your lifted truck through people's yards, maybe just a little bit of farming. #cozygaming

My first post here will be a joke.