I almost posted this six hours ago and now it’s even more true.

It’s cold and overcast and it just started raining and I just want to sit inside wrapped in a blanket and eat soup and play video games, but these dogs need walks and I need rent money.

Im surprised NVIDIA only had to go as far down the list as CFO to find a woman in management they could promote who he didn’t also have an affair with.

Sometimes at the retirement place around breakfast time, the kitchen will burn some toast and every time I wonder if that’s a major emergency in this specific situation.

The mail: Hi, I'm Mia with Indeed and we have remote online jobs! Your background and resume have caught the attention of several online recruiters, so we would like to offer you a job that you can do from home in your free time. Daily pay ranges from $200 to $1,000 and is paid on the same day.

ScreenRant@screenrant.bsky.social · 2d ago

You've Got Mail is reportedly getting the remake treatment by Warner Bros. with Jason Orley attached as director! 💌 Source: Deadline | Learn More: bit.ly/4Amq1Ou

I remember reading a bunch of stories not too long ago about wacky ways devs solved odd problems, and they all made me feel good. “The horse actually goes the same speed as you do on foot, but we added lines so it would *look* faster” kind of stuff. This story makes me feel like shit.

Aftermath@aftermath.site · 3d ago

Big Walk used AI in 'the final stretch' of development, kicking off intense awards debate: aftermath.site/big-walk-ai-ig...

Don't Be Fooled by the Fellowship: Many in Middle Earth Want the World Covered in 2nd Darkness, by Annatar "Sauron" Mairon, writing for the Atlantic

Depression is very big today. And I even got to spend the weekend hanging out with this majestic beast of a dog. Look at her. She’s perfect. But I’m still depressed. Being alive is often times pretty stupid.

I feel like if I was just elected to a state office in Texas, I’m already exploring what avenues I have at my disposal to fix the fucking power grid before the next time it’s cold out and the entire system fails again. And my comms guys are already putting together a short video about how I did it.

Another thing that sucks about the leadership of @schumer.senate.gov is, imagine senators like @warren.senate.gov and @captmarkkelly.bsky.social and @corybooker.com still had the juice instead of following his do nothing example Schumer-posting “somebody do something!!” tweets for the last 2 years.

I saw a post that said Schumer should contact Murkowski and see what she wants in exchange for voting with democrats in the lame duck, and like, what a great idea, but do you think Chuck knows this sort of thing is possible? Or nah

The new Democratic leadership should be @vanhollen.senate.gov and @bradlander.bsky.social We know these guys will FIGHT. They’ve been doing it. Lander spent the last year putting his body in the way of ICE at immigration court. Both have flown to other countries and dared fascists to murder them.

Get out there and vote!

I am only half kidding when I say you impeach every member of his Cabinet, bleed Trump dry, but you do not impeach *him* ... because I'm pretty sure clever Dems could get Trump to make Washington DC a state.

Huh. Weird. Democratic leads in both chambers are big enough that if both Schumer and Jeffries were replaced by republicans, we would actually be better off.

Hey siri, what is meant by “discovery” in respect to a civil lawsuit

Leon Black sues US congressman Robert Garcia for $7.5m over Epstein comments

Black in defamation lawsuit alleges California lawmaker made false statements about his ties to Jeffrey Epstein

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When a congressional commission investigates musk, finds evidence that everything he supervised at DOGE was illegal, hands a criminal referral over to DOJ and then Todd Blanche makes a jerk off motion at them in response, and Liz and Mark tweet that we need to vote harder, I swear to fuck.

Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries in the milquetoast bunker, one of them floats the idea, “what if we pick Mike Johnson for speaker?” and James Carville gets such a rigid erection he passes out

Not so long ago @vanhollen.senate.gov flew to an El Salvador torture prison where they could have VERY EASILY murdered him and made up whatever story they wanted, because he had a constituent who needed help. Maybe that’s the guy who should be in charge instead of the guy with imaginary friends.

The next speaker of the house should establish the pillory as punishment for anyone convicted by Congress, and as support American tomato farmers and pitching trainers. I for one would learn to throw a tomato hard enough to knock out someone’s fucking teeth.

We need @schumer.senate.gov to step aside and let someone with the will to govern take over. His idea that he has 99 coworkers is literally killing people. On Inauguration Day, he’ll have 52 coworkers and that is enough to accomplish some real shit if leadership starts acting like they won.

Fucks sake nobody wants retribution. We want fucking JUSTICE. We want the ice motherfuckers who murdered people under the speaker’s gavel in fucking chains. We want the doge boys in fucking prison. They did fucking crimes. In the open. Hold them to fucking account. Fuck.

Not for nothing, but as I said before, anyone who qualifies for the presidency can be speaker of the house. Last month, @bradlander.bsky.social flew to Palestine and dared Israeli settlers to murder him. What do you think a speaker with that kind of will could do with the gavel.

listen up democrats: we did not vote for you for y'all to find common ground and reach across the aisle. we voted for you to crush our enemies, to see them driven before us, to hear the lamentations of their women

last night american voters sent an undeniable message: give ilhan omar a gundam

I guess the cool thing is that with 53 democratic senators, Schumer and Fetterman can both vote with republicans as much as they’d fucking prefer and also go fuck themselves

Like, Hakeem Jeffries can go be happy that a bunch of democrats he personally opposed won their elections, and fuck off from leadership. Literally anyone who qualifies for the presidency can be speaker of the house, they don’t have to be a member of Congress. Fuck, they could hire Michelle Obama.

Now is it possible to not fuck this up and get Jeffries and Schumer the fuck out of congressional leadership positions? They’re both just so unbelievably useless, fuck.

Just voted, proud to vote against Chris Smith again, for maybe the 7th or 8th time since I’ve been alive? (There were a few years where I lived in Frank Pallone’s district I think). Maybe Rachel Peace can do it. Fingers crossed.

We look at. The data can tell us about the structures that the probes pass through, like plasma shocks (like the heliopause) or structures that can be found in the interstellar medium (which can only be seen by being in the medium and can't be sensed remotely).