Can anyone name an ed Sheeran song?

To live alone is one thing to be left alone is entirely another matter

Been told I'm at the bit in my career where I'm waiting to be "rediscovered"

8 hours labour, 8 hours putting flags up lampposts, 8 hours rest.

I've got that headache from PE

D.Y.I.A.T (do your ideas another time.

If you hit a wrong note, it’s the next note that you play that determines if it’s good or bad.

Artists are now acting like independent coffee shops all which all have their slightly different nuances. Look at me selling at you because what you want I have, I'm slightly different than the other coffee shop down the road but similar enough you won't get scared. Pair me, group me, thrill me.

It hurts to quit and it hurts to carry on.

London full of new balance mums today, Ha-LO! How are you?

Just remembered the time I was 18-19 and dreamt of being one of those no brake bicycle couriers in London.

Can someone write something relevant on the current relationship between Degrowth to De-Globalization

Am I the only person in the world who's really not interested in Ed Atkins.

if you get interviewed as an artist you should answer all questions with a question, but if you're going for a job you really shouldn't do that.

Gen z calling April fools day misinformation day 😆

Arranging books by colour is a hate crime

If you love your mum so much why don't you marry them.

I chose a good day to stare at the sun all day

Idea for a film called "it's no one's birthday" A conceptual artist has an idea to meet a person born on each day of the year. Until they struggle to find anyone born on one particular date. After this goes viral on the internet it builds a cult following until someone finds a person born on that

Put all influencers on a higher tax rate.

Please don't invite me to your event if it contains the following, clay, prosecco and fun.

I saw our neighbour walking a dog. They don't have a dog so I asked if it was a new acquisition, She turned to me and said no, it's a Frenchie.

Being bullied by my rear windscreen wiper.

Going to start a novelty mug company to keep me afloat, it's sad and lonely but that's the target audience.

I need to ask artists who's bankrolling you? Like seriously.

I'm pretty sure when I went to the Vatican they had IKEA running their gift shop.

Seriously thinking of setting up an MA called "Correspondence aesthetics" the whole course will last 24 hours and will cost a competitive rate of £9k per student, anyone with me?

1995,2005,2015 and now 2025 all those years had uncomfortable edges.

Told someone today they go on holiday more than judith chalmers, a big mistake. They couldn't even understand the concept of a travel programme on TV.

Trying to work out what's worse, applying for an open exhibition or being rejected from one.