“You have no evidence.”

Cienn Sinclair@cienn.sunder.my · 7mo ago

"...and then I wonder why the remote's all slimy later on..."

“All boobs are cool. ACAB.”

“I’m panicking.”

“Listen, @cienn.sunder.my, I don’t think I can do this. I’ve tried and it’s just not working out. …. I think this changing table is impossible to put together.”

Parker? I hardly know ‘er.

𝑌𝑜𝑢𝑟 ℎ𝑎𝑛𝑑𝑠 𝑝𝑟𝑜𝑡𝑒𝑐𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑓𝑙𝑎𝑚𝑒𝑠 𝐹𝑟𝑜𝑚 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑑 𝑤𝑖𝑛𝑑𝑠 𝑎𝑟𝑜𝑢𝑛𝑑 𝑦𝑜𝑢.

𝐽𝑜𝑛𝑎𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑛 𝐾𝑒𝑛𝑡, 𝑆𝑢𝑝𝑒𝑟𝑚𝑎𝑛@legacyofsteel.bsky.social · 9mo ago

Vets when I bring in stray cats

starfairy@quotes.sunder.my · 9mo ago

I can fix them.

Valentine’s is his favorite? That’s a doubly sad holiday to spend alone then.

【 MOVED ACCOUNTS 】@eyes-for-disguise.bsky.social · 9mo ago

Nah. He's just bummed that he spent his fav holiday alone.

The candy bar that bad?

【 MOVED ACCOUNTS 】@eyes-for-disguise.bsky.social · 9mo ago

He's munching on discount chocolate. Sigh.

@cienn.sunder.my When she’d get off work, there would be a vase of pale purple orchids, a pack of Twix sitting beside it. A note read, ‘Meet me at Château Noire. On Main and 6th. 6:00 PM.”

“What’s a TAR-DES?”

“Wait until you find out about the Evil Doctor.”

Ivette “Ivy” Velez / The Jaguar@themightyjaguar.bsky.social · 9mo ago

“…it’s a spectrum. People can be different. ……also I hate The Good Doctor.”

“It’s hard to feel lucky when a dude just crashed through my roof but I guess this is best case scenario for after that happens.” Rubbing his forehead, he looked down at the rubble. “I’ll go get the broom.”

𝕵𝖔𝖊𝖑 𝕶𝖊𝖓𝖙. (semi-hiatus)@sarcasmsupreme.bsky.social · 10mo ago

Joel looked up at the ceiling. "Well... Luckily for you, my mom made me fix the roof myself every time I broke it. So I've got some experience."

Looks up at the hole. Looks down at the rubble. “Do you think now would be a bad time for me to tell Cienn I forgot to get renter’s insurance?”

𝕵𝖔𝖊𝖑 𝕶𝖊𝖓𝖙. (semi-hiatus)@sarcasmsupreme.bsky.social · 10mo ago

"... Sometimes."

“… and do you normally crash through ceilings?”

𝕵𝖔𝖊𝖑 𝕶𝖊𝖓𝖙. (semi-hiatus)@sarcasmsupreme.bsky.social · 10mo ago

Joel shrugged. "I roof hop all the time. It's a fast way to get around."

“Why the hell are you landing on the roof????? We have a front door!”

𝕵𝖔𝖊𝖑 𝕶𝖊𝖓𝖙. (semi-hiatus)@sarcasmsupreme.bsky.social · 10mo ago

Brushes some rubble off his clothes. "... So I guess that roof wasn't as structurally sound as I thought."

It’s almost like the city is aslEEP WHAT THE FUCK. “JOEL?????”

𝕵𝖔𝖊𝖑 𝕶𝖊𝖓𝖙. (semi-hiatus)@sarcasmsupreme.bsky.social · 10mo ago

Crashes through the roof.

It’s quiet out there.

Boring-ly! Not much crime lately… which I guess is good!

Morning, Cid!

I’m just sayin

Cienn Sinclair@cienn.sunder.my · 10mo ago

WOW

“Bees won’t sting you unless you are a direct threat to the nest… sometimes they won’t sting you even if you are. Male honeybees can’t sting and the females will die if they do. And the buzzing? Cisco, you of all people should appreciate vibrations with a purpose.”

Director Cisco Baracus Ramon | Agent Vibe@ciscovibe.bsky.social · 10mo ago

“Getting stung and that sound they make when they get too close to your ear”

Make the baby right or else I’m taking it to the customer service desk

Cienn Sinclair@cienn.sunder.my · 10mo ago

wow

“Okay, but why? What about them makes you uncomfortable?”

Director Cisco Baracus Ramon | Agent Vibe@ciscovibe.bsky.social · 10mo ago

“THEY FREAK ME OUT!”

“They are not! Life on earth exists the way you know of it because of them!”

Director Cisco Baracus Ramon | Agent Vibe@ciscovibe.bsky.social · 10mo ago

“Then the kid is very wise. Bees are scary”

“What if my kid is scared of bees?”

I believe in you!