Bay Area friends: would you consider opening your home to these two cuddly cats? A friend found them behind a gas station. Their sibling, a black cat, got adopted, but it appears no one likes orange cats. They are being kept in a bathroom for the time being and need a home.

derek guy@dieworkwear.bsky.social · 4w ago

A friend of mine found these three kittens behind a Bay Area gas station. They are tame, vaccinated, and incredibly affectionate. Unfortunately, she's unable to keep them and I'm trying to find them a home. They are at risk of going to a shelter. Bay Area people, are you open to adopting?

sometimes you just wanna tell someone shut the fuck up but you can't so then you set them on fire in your head wait is that only me

my phone is glitching so fucking bad atp i don't know what to do it's deleting passwords it won't let me give permission for microphone or camera use but they both still work i don't know what the fuck is happening 😭😭😭😭😭

for mEeEeEeee it was enougGhHhhhhhh 🩶

WHAT DO I DO FOR MY NAILSSSSS that's the real problem

instead of going to my highschool reunion i will be drinking a bottle of wine and listening to august on repeat like i do every year because at my big old age? i choose peace.🍷 happy august everyone ♥️

Using a gif only, share your favorite horror movie

Midsommar: Dani's Flower Crown

Alt: Midsommar: Dani's Flower Crown

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Movieoak@movieoak.bsky.social · 6d ago

Using a gif only, share your favorite horror movie

okie dokie time for x -ray's and my primary said if they don't call by 4 with results to call her and she already pre prescribed anti inflammatory and anti pain meds 🎉

if you see me happy and your first response is to get angry i wish you a very choke and die

share a celebrity you find distractingly attractive.

Halsey

Alt: Halsey in a red wig and leopard print bodysuit fluffing her hair and smiling

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🧚🏻‍♀️✨juno ✨🧚🏻‍♀️@faeriepilled.bsky.social · 6d ago

share a celebrity you find distractingly attractive.

y'all i think i broke my hand again... trying to break up a bag of ice, i thought it was okay but it keeps getting more and more swollen 🤡 so now i have a dr's appointment tomorrow to address this very fucked situation aka i can't pick up jack shit or bend my MIDDLE finger rn big fml 😀

never forget 🤡

i know i said i'd face reveal but i've not dressed up recently and couldn't compare to all your beautiful faces but... *drum roll* SWIFTSKY (and to some extent cliquesky) YEARBOOK!! drive.google.com/file/d/1NIPm...

*husband from the other room* "she was with me dude" in an emo band accent 😂

no body, no crime 🤝 goodbye earl

NOOOOO NO BODY NO CRIME

jack burned out on booze and pills ᴖ̈

and daddy's hooked on mary two doors down 🚪

oh but i'll be alright as long as there's light from the neon moon ✧

Outside of the horrific environmental impacts, I’m genuinely scared that AI would make me significantly dumber if I used it and that’s the second biggest reason I want absolutely nothing to do with it. I worked hard to build this brain and I’ll be damned if I let technology turn it to goo.

gonna go get bleach today to get this hair back to where i want it goodbye outgrown roots ✨

you walk me to the car and you know i wanna ask you to dance RIGHT THERE in the middle of the parking lot

Taylor Swift Heart Hands at Eras Tour

Alt: Taylor Swift Heart Hands at Eras Tour for fearless

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but what if i told you debut wasn't on the setlist because it's getting its own anniversary tour, what then?

i was today years old when i made the “hell was the journey but it brought me heaven” —> “if you’d never come for me, i might have lingered in purgatory” connection

OHHHHH I REMEMBER YOU DRIVIN TO MY HOUSE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT IM THE ONE WHO MAKES YOU LAUGH WHEN YOU KNOW YOURE BOUT TO CRY 👏👏

IVE GOT TWO TICKETS TO IRON MAIDEN BABY COME WITH ME FRIDAY DONT SAY MAYBE

i get to go swimming i get to go swimming i get to go swimming

Black and White Mermaid Swimming Underwater

Alt: Black and White Mermaid Swimming Underwater

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the way kramer will steal my husbands chair the second he gets up is comical and i refuse to stop him from doing it my fuzzy little shit head can have any spot he wants when he wants it who am i to refuse 😂

Shania Motherfucking Twain

guys remember when midnights came out? that was a classic

a cartoon duck with the number 13 on it

Alt: a cartoon duck with the number 13 on it

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