this is like a baroque painting of a dog if baroque paintings were good
texas instruments is a scam
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dr. he/him problematic bisexual and also rly annoying cat reposter. math phd in algebraic topology. fuck every single ice agent and may they rot in hell. 612 raised. father of pancake. 18+ content warning.
i'm old enough to remember when mike lindell was not in politics but in constant trouble with the MN business bureau for how much of a scam his pillow company was. the failed businessman to right-wing grifter pipeline is so obvious it's genuinely embarrassing for their supporters.
when you get a new laptop it's important that you "season" it by letting a cat do this. with proper care you will pass along that laptop to your grandchildren someday
Good morning & welcome to Whiskers Wednesday Don’t be so busy planning your next meal that you forget to enjoy the one in front of you.
yall there is a michigan republican legitimately named mike cox 😭
actively looking at this and saying he he he he ho ho ho ho
was asking my dad what he thinks about the case of the guy charged with destruction of evidence for giving the phone password that wiped his phone. he had a much smarter sounding defense that it cant be destruction of evidence if he set that up long before any crime took place
cats are legally a type of worm btw
is it gay to kiss my cat if we're both boys
it will never cease to amaze me how unfunny traditional cartoons were and are. like it even strikes me as a style choice where they consider it indecent to be funny? because it's ALL of them.
paulpro@mariopro.bsky.social · 2d agoBenjamin Schwartz instagram.com/bentschwartz
Reviews of Garfield Eats Crow (Garfield #39, first published in 2003)
Brendel@brendelbored.bsky.social · 6d agoSome more Garfield Goodreads reviews
reminder that dogs are also inherently silly creatures
mankrik's wife guy@byelacey.bsky.social · 2d agoremember to always say OH BIG STRETCH
how is racing cars a sport. like either push the pedal down further or don't?
does anyone know why lolly is always SO shocked
"stop you're scaring me" orange cat vid has to be one of the best of all time
i'm at a birthday party 3 drinks deep and just remembered there are cats (emotional)
(The 2 finest gentleman I have ever known, Charlie Brown and Peterson J Cat, gone but never forgotten)
Such a pretty 7-pocket Expanding File Folder 🤭 💜📂😸📁💜
crazy that no one calls idaho "soft on crime" after giving the idaho murderer a teddy bear deal for no reason at all against the wishes of the victims families.
his nose is not just wet, but pink and warm. i wish my followers could understand this.
when i say i was "creature sitting" instead of cat sitting, it's because i want to emphasize that heidi fell asleep like this
guy who weirdly uses the phrase "cause judgement." anyone thought about this? like a celeb who says "anyone who would cause judgement on my or my family..." i think this might be a new type of guy
a new naming convention like they used to do in europe with paternal names but where people are assigned names based on their pets. i.e., i would be PancakeHe (you adjoin a humble pronoun at the end)
so i was gone creature sitting the last two days. what is the typical way to ask forgiveness? do i stay in bed for 36 hours with pan to atone
