I hope not, that’s illegal.

Erm, they're called palaeontologists, actually.

I am not some sort of crank.

when you are pulling out the Bristol Stool Chart, you are in serious territory

Ben Collins@bencollins.bsky.social · yesterday

Oh my god the dietician who is telling everyone in the White House to only eat steak and sauerkraut doesn't wipe his ass.

Echo the Australian magpie annoying a tuxedo cat named Gilbert in Thames, New Zealand. The pair are known to be friends, though the magpie is often described as an annoying sibling that frequently pushes limits. They are part of a group called "Tuxedoes Unite" located in Karangahake, New Zealand.

"Vibes" don't exist. "Vibes" were invented by the oligarchy to sell you more shit you don't need.

It is not everyday you interact with someone in Thai Royalty. But there you go.

Sorry dear, I haven't got me specks.

The longer the fence, the more holes for the fox.

Well, it wouldn't be the first time you've messed things up, Ethel.

"FSB Borad" is probably not going to get me opening your spam, Vlad.

Well, well. Eudunda strikes again.

🖐️🔺🤚 ⚫⚪ WOPR SYSPROG:> Headly Earnest Bellringer, 6EQUJ5@nickhodge.bsky.social · 6d ago

As a part of my family heritage is from Eudunda; I was worried the donation was from them. *reasons available on application.

Well that will rot your socks

I'm not likely to forget with my nuts in a vice.

You should have thought about that before, sunshine.

It is so much easier not having an opinion on things.

Downplay a book or movie: Half the President's Men

Greg Jericho@grogsgamut.bsky.social · 6d ago

Downplay a book or movie: To Annoy a Mockingbird

Downplay a book or movie: Meandering in Translation

Greg Jericho@grogsgamut.bsky.social · 6d ago

Downplay a book or movie: To Annoy a Mockingbird

Naughty trousers, very naughty.

As a part of my family heritage is from Eudunda; I was worried the donation was from them. *reasons available on application.

ABC News Australia@news.abc.net.au · 6d ago

Explosive donation to museum brings bomb squad to Eudunda Family Heritage Gallery

Here, hang about!

Lucky it wasn't borrowed by an AI company. Those bastards will _never_ return books.

ABC News Australia@news.abc.net.au · last wk.

Book returned to NSW library 150 years after being borrowed

Trans men and women have more bravery than most of us ever could hope to attain. I stand in awe of their courage.

Sounds like your ordinary, straightforward nutter.

Go see him. Have a chat.

Leave that man alone. He's not well.

I'll look like a right bloody na-na

What would your mother say if she were here right now?

Further evidence NOONE should use AI in the office.

David Burbach 🇺🇸@dburbach.bsky.social · last wk.

a U.S. STATE DEPARTMENT official showed THIS MAP at a DIPLOMATIC MEETING WITH AFRICAN OFFICIALS my. god.