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We are asking game developers to disclose whether or not they've used AI tools? What's next? Do rocket scientists need to disclose whether or not they use a calculator?

One of y'all in KC washed your Lucky Jersey for the first time this season and last night's performance is 100% your fault.

Did Tom Brady just say "A Couple Misdirections" or "A Couple Missed Erections?"

Just remember that all political ads are lies. Even the ones you agree with.

Why's everyone always pressuring me to vote early? What's the benefit?

Rule of thumb: if a company can afford to name an NFL stadium after themselves, they're ripping off their customers and should generally be avoided.

Every time I open the Hannaford app, I have to wait 30 seconds for it to verify that I'm a human... But Lisa in accounting clicks one bad link and suddenly the website is down for weeks. Way to go, Lisa. My child is hungry.

Portland Press Herald@pressherald.com · last wk.

Hannaford website, app back online after weeklong outage

Yes. I did make lasagna, why do you ask?

I'm sorry to everyone else on the planet. And also to the planet.

Nick Salve 🏳️‍🌈@nicksalve.com · 2w ago

Ugh. I have to drive the big gross gas truck to work tomorrow and I hate it.

Ugh. I have to drive the big gross gas truck to work tomorrow and I hate it.

I think this might be a dry-as-a-bone satire. In which case, it is brilliant.

Nick Salve 🏳️‍🌈@nicksalve.com · 2w ago

If you want a masterclass on "atrocious writing somehow becomes a movie," watch *Matchbox* on AppleTV

If you want a masterclass on "atrocious writing somehow becomes a movie," watch *Matchbox* on AppleTV

Drinking more water.

Know what I need? Just one more podcast option.

After some confusion and delay, my preorder of @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social's new novel "Hollywood, Ending" has finally arrived! I can't wait to snuggle up with it this weekend!

A few years ago, I made a small, one-time donation to Boston Children's Hospital for like $100 or something when I was going through my own treatment. Since then, they've definitely spent at least that much sending me letters and flyers and booklets in the mail. I've done more harm than good.

I miss the days when the product was the product; the value was the value. The Tamagotchi became The Trojan Horse and we watched it happen. We wheeled it in anyway.

Has anyone gotten an update on Lil Mama's lip gloss recently?

Hot take: flowers smell awful.

"Suddenly" should never be used. I will fight on this hill until I eventually back down.

Just renewed my Autism subscription for another year. 💉 💉 💪 💪

Some people just ain't peopleing

*that* is why you wear a cup #dallasCowboys

Email has always been and will always be my absolute least urgent form of communication. If you email me, you're essentially saying, "I don't care if you ever actually read this."

I fucking hate Instagram

I have so much in common with bacon... We're both high in fat and very salty.

I mean, if anything, a tampon wears you...

Always do your best, whatever that means in that moment.

He's going after people who believe that a one-time payment of $5,000 will be a life-changing event