Nick Simon
@nicksimon.bsky.social
Free agent writer. Also, Mailman! Formerly: SB Nation, DraftKings Network, Athlon Sports, Times-Georgian https://www.nicholasjsimon.com/
Sick, I get to make myself sadder by seeing how Todd Bowles blows this.
If this season goes south, I’ll watch Kansas State just to see what’s happening on Earth 2 where USF lands the plane with Collin Klein.
Why did our Labrador retriever brained head coach talk smack about the Alamodome. Why did he do that. You didn’t have to do that.
The American Conference’s branding is so wack dog. I hate this commercial of an eagle flying through a desert. None of our schools are in the desert!
And if the Rays lost last night, they’d be on too.
How the hell both your teams manage to be playing at once?
We are at war with the UTSA Roadrunners. We have always been at war with the UTSA Roadrunners.
We are at war with the UTSA Roadrunners. We have always been at war with the UTSA Roadrunners.
“No Way To Prevent This,” Says Only Ballpark Where This Regularly Happens
Rockets fans after Game 5 of the 1994 NBA Finals:
Ugh, come on, Dream
Even when the University of Texas finally integrated, stuff like this held them back for decades.
Eric Dickerson still hates Texas over how they recruited him: "(The coach) said, 'If you don't come to Texas, we'll make sure you don't get a job in the state of Texas.' "I said 'F you.' I went out and said, 'Mama, make them leave.'" Full interview: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sek6...
Finally, the porch turns against them.
RYAN VILADE INTO THE FIRST ROW Rays lead!
Every time one a company proves it's rich enough to buy another company it is suddenly too poor to employee everyone at both companies
Skydance Corporation has acknowledged that layoffs will be initiated to some of its employees. “Integrating two companies will bring change, including difficult decisions that affect our workforce. We are committed to handling this process thoughtfully and respectfully.”
It sucks that it took something this stupid and catastrophic to finally get Booker T a world title.
One of those things almost impossible to explain unless you were actually there: the Jeff Jarrett/Hollywood Hogan whatever the fuck you want to call it from Bash at the Beach 2000, a pretty good choice for what killed WCW for good www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESWt...
The Falcons finally learned that they can simply press the “Bijan Robinson” button.
“Hurr hurr hurr, look at all of these Yankees/Red Sox fans taking over the Trop. How embarrassing.” Brother, those people were born and raised in New Port Richey. Never stepped foot in the Bronx but root for the Yanks because their grandpappy moved the family down to Florida in the 70’s or whatever
TBS with close-ups of Tampa Yankee fans who never stepped foot in New York