Cuz I’ve gone one hand in my pocket, and the other one’s jackin my dick off
There should be a law that requires AI glasses to be as ugly as possible
Everybody is out here watching TikTok when they should be tending to their lifestock smh
Kudos to the folks at Robinhood for doing such a great job appealing to the cryptobros with the flat Earth theme here
Purgatory is where you go when you’re too based for Heaven but too cringe for Hell
I’m heading to China today for a high-stakes meeting with Xi Jinping
I’m tired of the dystopian cyberpunk aesthetic. It’s time for utopian cyber dad rock