They call me Mister Poop Ass Dick

Cuz I’ve gone one hand in my pocket, and the other one’s jackin my dick off

No one out penis the butt

Being British is performative

Shit my pants so sloppy I have to wipe my ass after

I hope this email does a good job finding you

There should be a law that requires AI glasses to be as ugly as possible

Everybody is out here watching TikTok when they should be tending to their lifestock smh

My poop is bigger than skyscrapers

Kudos to the folks at Robinhood for doing such a great job appealing to the cryptobros with the flat Earth theme here

Alexa, kiss my freakin butt!!!

Poop and pee are basically food to a toilet

Tired: Men Wired: Penis-Havers Inspired: Peni Shavers

Go go gadget self-actualization

All dude respect

Baja Blast but not Baja Bleast

The Baja Blast Temptation of Christ

Baja Blast of the Mohicans

I put the “ass” in “bad ass”

The grass is greener? I think you mean, “The ass is wiener”

When you do the hokey pokey but fail to turn yourself around

She whipped my cream until my peaks were stiff

Free idea for my haters: Pay me!!!

Microsoft Butt Stimulator

The devil wears nada! That’s right - he’s butt naked!!!

Peepee days and poopoo nights

Purgatory is where you go when you’re too based for Heaven but too cringe for Hell

I’m heading to China today for a high-stakes meeting with Xi Jinping

Hating the Olive Garden is performative

I’m tired of the dystopian cyberpunk aesthetic. It’s time for utopian cyber dad rock