“Anybody else get punched so hard that for a second you woke up in somebody else’s afterlife? No? Just me?”

“Anybody wanna go Rat Pucking with me? That was with a P before you think I said something bad.”

“…You mean [REDACTED]? The one I let out?”

𝓐lucard@teethandblood.bsky.social · 4d ago

“ Fine I'm going to go torture the angel and make it sound like you said to so you get bad luck ”

"I AM NOT DOING ANYTHING THAT INVOLVES SLAVES! I am going to make a milkshake and read a book like a normal person."

𝓐lucard@teethandblood.bsky.social · 4d ago

“ . . . I refuse to be forcefemmed . Winter , come . We're enslaving america tonight . ”

“…figured there would be some crystal thing…” She sounds like she got a bucket of water dumped on her

『ռɛɨʀʏռ, ȶɦɛ ʋօɨɖֆօռɢ』@voidsongbeauty.bsky.social · 5d ago

And eventually pausing with it. "Will you answer my question now?"

“GRAZZLEFRAZZLEGARGANWISSFLUBK-“ Oh she’s having a bad time with the shaking

『ռɛɨʀʏռ, ȶɦɛ ʋօɨɖֆօռɢ』@voidsongbeauty.bsky.social · 5d ago

"This will keep up until you answer me lady." Continuing...

“…subzerosayswhat-“

『ռɛɨʀʏռ, ȶɦɛ ʋօɨɖֆօռɢ』@voidsongbeauty.bsky.social · 5d ago

"I ain't letting go until you answer. And if you continue to refuse to answer I shall resort to rapidly shaking you."

She swings in the air like a cat before flailing her limbs in an attempt to get out “Nuh uh.” She’s just not going to admit she’s wrong

『ռɛɨʀʏռ, ȶɦɛ ʋօɨɖֆօռɢ』@voidsongbeauty.bsky.social · 5d ago

Grabbing her by the scruff of her neck. "Nuh-uh. You are answering the question Winter." Pouting at her.

“I dunno a…um….” She stammers over her words for a minute before realizing that’s the best answer, and just starts walking away

『ռɛɨʀʏռ, ȶɦɛ ʋօɨɖֆօռɢ』@voidsongbeauty.bsky.social · 5d ago

"Such as?" Eyebrow raising, looking at her confused.

“Hey why do you give Galaxy Man’s weapon? Isn’t there some sort of other thing that fits you?” She’s not even flinching at the hit

『ռɛɨʀʏռ, ȶɦɛ ʋօɨɖֆօռɢ』@voidsongbeauty.bsky.social · 5d ago

And after a minute of awkward silence... Winter's getting lightly bonked upon the head.

“Oh I just know this abuses the mechanics of the engine so I can do this.” She takes a step back and launches the cow at her going terminal velocity

『ռɛɨʀʏռ, ȶɦɛ ʋօɨɖֆօռɢ』@voidsongbeauty.bsky.social · 5d ago

"Mario Kart????"

“Domain Expansion: Moo Moo Meadows.”

Mario Kart Moo Moo Meadow

ALT: Mario Kart Moo Moo Meadow

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『ռɛɨʀʏռ, ȶɦɛ ʋօɨɖֆօռɢ』@voidsongbeauty.bsky.social · 5d ago

“You say that yet I know how to actually be a maid. I got the training for it Plus it’s Halloween.”

Hare 🎃@hauntedmaid.bsky.social · last wk.

“ my culture is not your costume ”

“Call me the tortoise the way I beat Hare.”

Hare 🎃@hauntedmaid.bsky.social · last wk.

“My Halloween costume is too small to fit in, so doing the only option that was left.” She’s in a maid outfit.

“SQUEAK SQUEAK!”

Darkstalkers Werewolf Silhouette

ALT: Darkstalkers Werewolf Silhouette

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“It’s time to engage my ultimate technique. 50 Benadryl.”

She’s eating ice cream “Man you guys are drama queens.”

“You dropped 2 nukes.”

𝓐lucard@teethandblood.bsky.social · 2w ago

“ im so nice . ”

“Good. Now let me get that portal open…” She takes the knife and uses it to cut off a finger, using it as a component to make a portal But now that the flesh is free, it’s obvious to Neiryn that whatever flesh is left is freezer burned beyond believe.

『ռɛɨʀʏռ, ȶɦɛ ʋօɨɖֆօռɢ』@voidsongbeauty.bsky.social · 3w ago

"I... would be unlikely to get turned from being bitten." Blink, blink. Very confused as to why she felt the need to do that.

“…You say that like it’s easy to turn someone that doesn’t have blood by nature. I don’t.” She proved her point by taking a knife and STABBING HER HAND! “No blood. Doesn’t even hurt.”

『ռɛɨʀʏռ, ȶɦɛ ʋօɨɖֆօռɢ』@voidsongbeauty.bsky.social · 3w ago

"Ok I guess...?" Tilting her head. "Guess I could help with that. And worst case if I do get blood sucked it should make them trip."

“Apparently there are a group of vampires around and I need to kidnap one You are immune to bites by your nature Thus, we need to kidnap someone that’s not Alucard.”

『ռɛɨʀʏռ, ȶɦɛ ʋօɨɖֆօռɢ』@voidsongbeauty.bsky.social · 3w ago

"A what now?" Narrowing gaze at Winter.

Her skull pops back into shape with an audible crunch “You wanna do a vampire heist?”

『ռɛɨʀʏռ, ȶɦɛ ʋօɨɖֆօռɢ』@voidsongbeauty.bsky.social · 3w ago

Neiryn just stares at Timothy, before poofing him away. "Whatever. I'm just gonna ignore this."

The pan connects and her head obviously dents “Wow, not cool…I’m just a little baby and I have soft spots in my head.”

『ռɛɨʀʏռ, ȶɦɛ ʋօɨɖֆօռɢ』@voidsongbeauty.bsky.social · 3w ago

She's just staring. And then Timothy swoops in to smack Winter with a frying pan. <🦆>: "NO!"

Just staring back before doing the 6-7 motion

『ռɛɨʀʏռ, ȶɦɛ ʋօɨɖֆօռɢ』@voidsongbeauty.bsky.social · 3w ago

“It’s hard to imagine [Neiryns full legal name] happy either. Especially with a social security number starting with 67.”

『ռɛɨʀʏռ, ȶɦɛ ʋօɨɖֆօռɢ』@voidsongbeauty.bsky.social · 3w ago

"One must imagine [insert random name here] happy."

“…I’m gonna spray you down with a hose later I swear-“

𝓐lucard@teethandblood.bsky.social · 3w ago

“ garlic doesn't burn me it's just a mild allergy . I thought he deserved a good threatening . ”

“What?! No! That burns their skin. It’s like chaining you down with garlic. And don’t go threatening allies when you have so few, especially random civilians.”

𝓐lucard@teethandblood.bsky.social · 3w ago

“ goodness , I didn't expect her to be so dramatic* about me threatening that Cecil man . We are using iron correct .ᐣ ”