I dunno if I’ve posted abt it, but the spa I work at closed mid-July and I’m working for myself doing mobile massage now. It’s really scary, but things are happening y’all. It’s slow going, but I’m actually booking clients and I’m getting my name out there. Working on learning to market myself 😁💜

@amirtalai.bsky.social I saw you like this and can only assume you’re agreeing that I need to touch grass 😂😂😂

🏳️‍⚧️Nigelstor@nigelstorscdt.bsky.social · 3d ago

Lmao my local friends will ask abt Amir and I always have some form of update for them 😅😂 Conclusion: I should touch grass more 😅😅😅

‘I’ll sell out my ethics, morals, the environment and fellow creatives because I have no standards or time management skills 🤩’

The “I’m just an overworked bean who earns more money than 99% of you and who has more employment options than just about anyone, I had to use the soul-sucking lie generator” the fuck you did

Demis: *find the love of their life* "it's jorkin and porkin time"

Agwee

💖 Birdhism Jen@birdhism.com · 2w ago

YOU changed the date. YOU be duckin’ 🦆

Washer of eggpan? Surely he is “soaker of eggpan”. Mr “it takes a village to wash an eggpan”

@amirtalai.bsky.social new plushie idea, shall I make you one for next year's Kermastorocalypse? You know I will, just say the word 😂

So what I’m hearing is you’ll be bringing him with you to cons to soothe anxious fans, got it (please please please pleasepleasepleasepleasepleeeeeeaaaase) 🥰🥰🥰

Amir Talai@amirtalai.bsky.social · 4w ago

and now a totally different place told us the same thing. We decided he has a new nickname: The Acclimator WHY IS HE SUCH AN ANGEL??

@amirtalai.bsky.social it’s been a minute since I’ve asked you to rate my steak knife, care to weigh in on this guy? 10th anniversary date with my sweetie tonight 🥰💜

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CUNCLE!! In honor of this momentous occasion, the SCDT are temporarily changing our name to the Surprise Cilantro Deployment Team 🥳🎉🎈🎊 @amirtalai.bsky.social

I hate feeling my feelings. They’re so BIG 😭

I’m trying so hard to be nice, reasonable, and understanding. Dealing with a very frustrating situation. Comment cute pics/memes or something?

i’m not sure if you meant to be fatphobic or not, but some people are bigger naturally because of genetics or physical conditions, and it’s important to me that you know that it’s not evil to be bigger than others and it’s not evil to want to feel comfortable in the space you’re in

being big is not evil

My wife did that *beaming with pride* 😁🤩🥰

Amir Talai@amirtalai.bsky.social · 2mo ago

I FEEL HUMILIATED

Sharing this here as well, I will no longer be purchasing anything from Streamily

Fuck landlords I am not okay

Idk what’s not clear about this. His pet queef. Literacy test failed 🙄🙄🙄🙄

@birdhism.com I saw this and thought you might like it 🥰 www.instagram.com/reel/DRanicC...

@amirtalai.bsky.social in case you were wondering how things are going in the server… 😂💜

Back to my roots for @amirtalai.bsky.social without being disrespectful #sexybitch

Hey @amirtalai.bsky.social do you have a favorite type of pasta? Follow up question: any strong opinions about bucatini?

The fundraiser has reached $67k and it made me think about how surprised i was that no one has donated $67, then I realized that the people who find 6-7 funny dont have credit cards.

Hey y’all, it’s my birthday!! Yay!! 😁🎉💜 And I am moving in 2 weeks!! Stress!! 😬😭🏡 If anyone who loves me is feeling generous, I would very much appreciate any amount of mula that I can put toward hiring movers. I’m intermittently disabled, I need help from pro movers to avoid a flare up. TIA!! 🫶💜

Y’all I have lived in California my entire life but I had never felt an earthquake as it was happening until today 😭 It’s been a source of frustration cuz people always ask if I felt them and I never knew what to feel for, so I had never noticed one 😭 1/3

PSA from a pissed off CMT FIVE DOLLARS ON A NINETY DOLLAR SERVICE IS NOT A TIP IT’S AN INSULT (And this is someone who rebooked with me and tipped the same last time so don’t come for me, it’s not a skill issue on my part)

The President of the United States of America is a terrorist.

I’m calling it guys. Fancy Santa fanfic.

Amir Talai@amirtalai.bsky.social · 4mo ago

I think it's remarkable that no one has confirmed whether the fanfic I'm writing is a *Hazbin Hotel* fanfic. I just think that's really interesting. Like, no one has even asked. #ThisIsAmirica

Big thanks to everyone who participated in yesterday’s April Fools fun!! Every year the SCDT like to come up with a silly prank to give @amirtalai.bsky.social a good laugh while bringing more attention to the Lilith Fund and I think this was our best yet 😊💜 Credits for the nincompoopery below! 1/4