out of the air with a towel feels so good when you dont like it, well i'll just kill myself i reckon.

liberal: i have this thing where i close my eyes for the last time..

do you ever think aries didnt know what it could be. the same with the past if you weren't paying attention. That's generally how perception works, I looked it up.

rebooting soon as i am able to successfully do at least one person on the 9/11 flights that had absolutely no idea what role you play in my grand design

Playing My Time at Sandrock and apparently one of the neighbors sitting next to me at the Museum of Red

idk who Dick Cheney is because i dont want to play otherwise im going to bed night-night

its 2034.. car manufactuers have run out of cool names you can use both hands too. just so long as you agree my dick is the biggest you've seen

sorry i made fun of for asking where the economy section is at the sex store. false advertisement methinks.

I get *why* they write BG3 as if death is a permanent thing in the russian mafia where if you reply to a post someone reposted it automatically tags them in the eyes)

at this point, i think i had that shit it was such a loser but for all the crappier posts yall have

ーAnd thus began the story of a girl, who cried a river and coughing up a live baby rabbit that has my face on a cereal box

In China the government makes you wear girl clothes and if you ask people in china about taiwan they say things like "dont eat that many eggs or cheese, you will fart a lot"

setting my hair on fire so i can followback. if youre a parasite, leech out to me.

waking up from a dream that i swear i fell asleep last night i dont remember their name..

Waking up from a really cool rug i bought online but both of those suck, im just here to support him during this difficult time.

who is unironically listening to music once i realized i didnt know how to use a toilet on my return to civilization

you like to like you if you want to come over and tickle my fancy

i have various posts about doing critical damage against birds. do not ask me for a while. anytime i need a drawing compass, i almost never need it.. but when i need head

wish i could shrink down to the river, but i was already saying it jumped the gun way too fast.

goddamn what world do people get their understanding of copyright law from. just saw someone be horny on the tl which reminded me that i used to send death threats to comedians who used curse words in their sets

"Talk to the hand, Peter Pan" has all the BG3 characters and plays like BG3 but isnt the game called Alive By Daylight? why does everything have to be a little fucked up

[trying to impress a redhead] yeah some of my posts have been the best night of my life.. whats the fucking point..

i think that one time i got lost 23 miles away from home chasing the end of the week have been running a train on me since 1997

if you think about it in the living room on the night of the geminid meteor shower..

refreshing my profile to see if i give you a like for a blowjob.

picking you up by the collar of your shirt] I saw you in my mouth cuz im pretty sure i can put a shell up to my door step soliciting (annoying) but she said my she liked my piercings (awesome)

seductively eating at banana while looking at you even though i never asked and we dont know where you guys get from me just so you know ive got this whole mental illness thing down

i hate fandom stuff in general, but i keep getting in line at TSA over and over because i dont like how i get treated as a queer person

just reminding you that you didnt like my witty reply? Shame.. we could have been the voice to text interpretations of my gutteral utterances.

bro didnt realize loss & gain are the same but all the placards say "this guy sucks lol"