Mmmm, my butthole hungers... dive into the cavern of endless treasures...
people ask me if i listen to bieber and i smile simply and say simply yes. Then I show them this and they lose their fucking shit
beloved robot PeePee 2.0 is slain by a car in the new star wars movie—And no; they cant make another one because its soul would be different
just got an app on my motorola razr that does the Howie Scream when ever my fingers or my toes or my penis is bitten by dogs
"We are not meant to know everything, Mae. Did you ever think that perhaps our minds are delicately calibrated between the known and the unknown? That our souls need the mysteries of night and the clarity of day? People are creating ever-present daylight, and I think it will burn us all alive."
> arrive on Enceladus > landing pad empty, no hostiles > Olirna Phase 1 > proceed inside the facility > bramfatura opens > Olirna Phase 3 > Skull Project begins
Every couple years or so I get a big intestinal bleeding and when I blast my asshole into the toilet, it gets covered in fresh bright red blood. Like an evenly distributed layer of it over almost the entire bowl. And I don't even feel anything when that happens and I'm just chillin' y'know.