nightshadezero
@nightshadezero.com
Chicago creature. Synth scholar. Pinball protege. Film fanatic. Burgeoning baseball buff. Recreational raccoon. too many dang hobbies nightshadezero.com
If Dolly was our constant reminder that it was Good to be Good, Tim Curry was our reminder that it was Good to be Weird. Embrace your strangeness, sing with Muppets, wear your lingerie with a leather jacket, and fuck with uptight people who hate anything that makes them remotely uncomfortable.
Craig Calcaterra@craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · 23h agoRIP to a motherfucking icon.
i love "shrouded by darkness with a big ass hat", has to be one of my favourite genders
Made it back to Rate Field earlier this week for Pope Hat Day, in honor native Chicagoan and White Sox fan Pope Leo XIV. A nun threw the first pitch and a priest led the stadium in the Rite of Peace in the middle of the 5th Inning. No entrapments in empty liminal spaces occurred this time.
nightshadezero@nightshadezero.com · last mo.I've had to tell this story so many times, so I finally wrote it up for your enjoyment. I went to Rate Field and a series of informational and security failures left me locked a stairwell for about an hour... Read the whole enthralling and hilarious story here: nightshadezero.com/blog/2026.07...
I’ve spent the past couple of weeks on vacation, during which I found myself with little to no desire to be on my phone, scrolling through endless feeds of random content. It was quite refreshing, hoping to maintain that a bit now that I’m back. Attached is a succinct summary of my time off.
I have important matters to attend to in the office! Hold my calls!!
Why didn't the eagles just fly Odysseus straight to Ithaca
YOOOO check out this rad piece of art @thatonegreenbro.bsky.social did for my birthday!! I LOVE IT AAAAAAHHHHH!!! 🎉🎤
My scale took a moment to wish me a happy birthday before telling me i gained .4 lbs 🎉
I love definitely being in the same physical place as all of my friends
Millennial who finished having sex with someone with it/its pronouns: Soooooo I just did a thing
Sarah Z@sarahz.bsky.social · last mo.Millennial demon lord right after breaking the wills of her pitiful subjects and psychically enslaving them in the torture mines to farm their agony for her own pleasure: Soooooooo I just did a thing
watching the world cup final, my dad just announced “this is boring” and walked out of the room
They don’t ever address what happens in The Truman Show when he jacks off and ultimately that’s the right move narratively.
