Dress for the job you want (Victorian ghost child), not the job you have (common zombie).
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Today on The Best Worst, we watch the best and worst episodes of your favorite cursed teen comedy jukebox musical. Is the best episode even technically an episode of television? Maybe! www.nightvalepresents.com/the-best-worst
Over on the Night Vale Book Club, it's a double feature of A Visit from the Goon Squad and The Candy House. Come read with us! www.patreon.com/welcometonig...
Night Vale Book Club: A Visit from the Goon Squad and The Candy House | Welcome to Night Vale
Hey, Joseph here, announcing the next book in the Night Vale book club. We're doing the Pulitzer Prize winning novel-in-stories A Visit from
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Patreon members - the pre-sale is now live! Buy your tickets here: tinyurl.com/WTNVLive Not a member yet? Join here to access the pre-sale: tinyurl.com/WTNVPatreon
FACT CHECK: Rocks are not just "really weird eggs you can't eat" as the senator claimed.
Patreon pre-sale begins tomorrow (10 am est). Early access to live ticket sales is just one perk we offer members. Bonus episodes, director's notes, merch discounts and hangouts with the creators... we try to give members value for their support. buff.ly/DzNV0WN
New Episode: Don't Tell Alice, Part 1, Chapter 9: Drift I am in the inbetween, caught between two Americas, and that’s where I will be until I finally reach the woman, and the chase is over. Listen here: buff.ly/hFVwf37
Night Vale co-creator & bestselling author Joseph Fink is going on tour for his new book, The Nudge! A wounded man checks into a remote roadside hotel, running from something he can't explain or escape. But maybe he hasn't run far enough. We'd love to see you at one of these events! buff.ly/VJwoOkq
New Episode: Mall Madness (1987) From the archive (1987): There's a new mall in town. Listen here: www.welcometonightvale.com Illustration by @angrycomics.bsky.social. Want it as a print? Buy it here: topatoco.com/collections/...
Top sources of protein: eggs, beef, rice/beans, human foot, whey, brown pellets in a burlap sack, larvae, chicken
Today is the last day to pre-order The Nudge through a participating bookstore and receive a free original print by Night Vale designer Jessica Hayworth and a signed bookplate. Don't miss out on these exclusive gifts. buff.ly/4LgeFTj
Important announcement: this is officially your last chance to get murdered in Blood Forest at this hilarious and dangerous live show. Patreon pre-sale: 8/4, 10 am est Public on sale: 8/7, 10 am est Ticket and Tour Info: buff.ly/hErgTLI Not a member yet? Join here: buff.ly/DzNV0WN
We are live in one hour. Come hang out with Night Vale co-creators Jeffrey and Joseph! buff.ly/VRBC05m
Hang out with Night Vale co-creators Jeffrey and Joseph at 4 pm est today! Chat about life hacks, the best mac 'n cheese combinations and even Night Vale. Not a member yet? Join here as Weird Scout or higher: buff.ly/VRBC05m
For your woofers (and other whiskered warblers). buff.ly/tyuCneA
Only four days left to pre-order your copy of Joseph Fink's new horror novella The Nudge and receive a signed bookplate and artwork by Night Vale resident artist Jessica Hayworth. Find participating bookstores here: buff.ly/4LgeFTj
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BREAKING: There are now upwards of 25 wolves inside you.
The Nudge, the new horror novella by Night Vale co-creator Joseph Fink, follows a wounded man, hoping to break free from the evil that’s wormed its way into him. Pre-order a signed copy by 7/31 to receive an art print. buff.ly/4LgeFTj
Did you know we have Zoom recordings of six Night Vale live shows and one Alice Isn't Dead episode? Enjoy all your favorite Night Vale characters, including guest appearances by Mara Wilson, Hal Lublin, Kevin R. Free, Dylan Marron, Jasika Nicole and more! buff.ly/hohmYCL
Call me old-fashioned but it's like no one sends giant wooden horses as gifts anymore.
The Nudge is tense, atmospheric and chilling. A psychological thriller that will linger in the dark, long after the story is over. Pre-order a signed copy by 7/31 to receive an art print. podiumentertainment.com/c/thenudge-p...
Piece together the town of Night Vale and discover all the hidden easter eggs as you go. buff.ly/Ulx1MIo
50% off your first month of Patreon membership (Blood Pact and Weird Scout tiers) ends tomorrow. Come explore Night Vale bonus episodes, director's notes, fan artwork, cosplay photos, hangouts with the creators and more. Join here: buff.ly/WNaXwaL Use code: FF691
Open yourself up. Show the world what you're made of.* * blood, gristle mostly, but probably some other cool stuff, too
I don't want any lip from you. I was looking more for teeth or some gloop from inside the eyes if you have any of that.