Maggie G. Macdoodlesmith
@nikosalachiasse.bsky.social
50% human 50% italian 100% me
Woke up with a migraine and We Are Charl*e K*rk stuck in my head today
Okay so what was supposed to be a cute little final review before taking the final driving test turned out to be a huge wake-up call
Maggie G. Macdoodlesmith@nikosalachiasse.bsky.social · 2d agoOff to a 2 hour driving lesson at 7am with barely 3 hours of sleep
Off to a 2 hour driving lesson at 7am with barely 3 hours of sleep
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Just looked up the prices for shoulders and upper back laser hair removal
Ghostwiped after pooping for the first time in a month
Catch me if you can, working on my tan Salvatore
I'm addicted to siestas they're like a drug to me
Would you kill a oomf for being a bit cringe
Can't wear my jeans and onitsuka tigers for tomorrow's job interview
Done nothing but eating and shitting so far today
Randomly having a lovely summer so far despite literally everything
Oomf always sends the strangest signals
My horny ass CAN'T be trusted with the death note 😭😭😭😭😭
It's the soul that needs the surgery
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Took a one week break bc i felt like i was becoming a parody of myself on here
Hair vitamins only making my back and shoulder hairs grow
There's a dude cutting his nails right next to me on the train
