Gooooood Morning! ☀️

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[ unprompted ] I would look adorable in a maid outfit.

Thank you. I'm a pure and chaste maiden when it comes to matters of the heart.

Captain Nemo@mobilisinmobili.bsky.social · last wk.

I believe you, loyal wife Tamamo no Mae.

I am not a pervert, in case you were wondering. I have a pure heart.

Sure.

Captain Nemo@mobilisinmobili.bsky.social · last wk.

GYAAAAAHHHHHH—!!! TH-THAT COULDN'T HAVE GOTTEN TO YOU THAT BADLY...!!!

Ⱬ — ☆@cabizbajo.bsky.social · 2w ago

[A GLINT IN HIS EYE. HE'S DODGING AND WEAVING THE TALISMANS. EYES ON THE PRIZE!!!] HAHAHHH!! C'MON DON'T'CHA WANNA CALL ME A GOOD BOY AGAIN?!

NOW WAIT. HOLD ON.

Ⱬ — ☆@cabizbajo.bsky.social · 2w ago

I ain't ever said no names but thanks for volunteerin'.

He's trying to do this to me

Ⱬ — ☆@cabizbajo.bsky.social · 2w ago

Gone, before y'all get to wonderin'.

[ THROWING TALISMANS, ] STAY BACK YOU DEMONIC BEEEEEAAAAASSSSTTTTT....!!!!!!!!!

Ⱬ — ☆@cabizbajo.bsky.social · 2w ago

[PREY DRIVE ACTIVATED HE'S ON ALL FOURS AND SPRINTING.]

[ RUNNING FASTER ] GET AWAY FROM MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

Ⱬ — ☆@cabizbajo.bsky.social · 2w ago

C'MERE AN' TALK TO ME A SEC

Use your new glasses to see it from a new perspective. You could spend all day whining that it'll go badly, but what if it all works out?

Captain Nemo@mobilisinmobili.bsky.social · 2w ago

Hey! That's...you...agh. I can't argue that.

GYAAAAAAAAAHHHH—!!!

Ⱬ — ☆@cabizbajo.bsky.social · 2w ago

wait wait wAIT

Ⱬ — ☆@cabizbajo.bsky.social · 2w ago

Yeah you'll do.

Good boy ♡

Ⱬ — ☆@cabizbajo.bsky.social · 2w ago

Alright if you insist.

You could be missing out on making new, wonderful memories with her! Instead you're filling your present with heartache from your past. You're wasting her time!

Captain Nemo@mobilisinmobili.bsky.social · 2w ago

What's so stupid about that??

Don't you dare.

Ⱬ — ☆@cabizbajo.bsky.social · 2w ago

Alright how's about I get hilarious instead?

THAT'S what's holding you back? Are you stupid?

Captain Nemo@mobilisinmobili.bsky.social · 2w ago

H-Hey, I'm not....well, maybe a little. I've had some bad memories with people I like, so there's a biting sense of apprehension when I consider it.

It's so hard being me and being so in-demand and adored and loved and beautiful and

Don't get any funny ideas.

Ⱬ — ☆@cabizbajo.bsky.social · 2w ago

So many foxes so little room on the grill.

Shy, eh? I guess that can be charming in itself, but she won't understand your feelings if you don't tell her. How can you even want to hold back?! Doesn't seeing her just make your heart want to burst from your chest?!?

Captain Nemo@mobilisinmobili.bsky.social · 2w ago

Never, no.

Have you tried being direct?

Captain Nemo@mobilisinmobili.bsky.social · 2w ago

I didn't know she had dating advice. Tamamo, how do I ask out Girl I Like.

/ Tamamo beefing with Osakabehime and saying you can't be a fox because I'm a fox will always make me fucking wheeze

[ clearing her throat, ] There should be the ONE and ONLY. Yours truly! 💢

Dante Alighieri@inferno-poet.bsky.social · 2w ago

There's a lot of foxes here.

My ears are burning....you people have no tact, do you?!

❓

[ glaring at him. ] Whatever~ I'm here now, and that's what matters!

Attila@zerodarkdreamer.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Late.

Kyaaaaa—! Wifey looks choooo kyute in her summer fit! ♡

(Small smile.)