Ninja Sai

@ninjasai.bsky.social

🔞 Gym bunny, fitness freak, intermediate level flow artist with glowpoi. 18+ only plz. LGBTQ+ friendly, sex-positive, kink-positive. ninjasai on discord!

So many of my friends have been celebrating birthdays in the past couple weeks and I really had to bite my tongue to not just up and say "Man December sure is a popular month for rawdogging, huh?" ...For the second year in a row.

UPDATE: Lol I just stepped out to get to my car and some random guy complimented me and just felt my muscles a bit. He wasn't being weird or creepy about it at all. He just immigrated here recently and I think he was just impressed and didn't realize it could be taboo. 😛

Random gym bro noticed me doing an Asian squat waiting for the pec fly machine and he asked me how long I can hold the pose and I was like "Indefinitely more or less" and we had a fun convo about ligaments and muscle group conditioning. :3

Just imagined a pony whose cutie mark is a big white splotch and his name is Stickywads. Other ponies who meet him are like "Uhhhhhhhhhh" STICKYWADS: "Oh no no I work at the glue factory." "UHHHHHHHHHHHHHH."

*boss hands me some imported Chinese tea snacks* "Oh thanks." *opens pack to tuck them away for later* *sees my bigass bag of weed edibles on the top of the pile of stuff in my pack* *closes it immediately like I'm switching away from a porn tab when someone sneaks up behind me*

In the past month I've broken three of my sex toys. Two buttplugs and the neck of my Hitachi wand massager snapped in half. 🙁 They're hammering away at God's prostate now. 🙏

1/ The other night me and my partner slept together in the bungalow in his backyard. He got up in the morning to take a piss and fell asleep on the couch. So partner's doggo came in and laid his head on the bed making wet snuffling noises. And I woke up and was all "Whats up boy? Everything okay?"

1/ New cocktail! The Reflecting Pool '26. 2 oz gin 3.5 oz Baja Blast Mountain Dew Spirulina Algae Powder Squeeze of Lemon Stir with ice and strain into coup glass, serve with torn strip of blue raspberry fruit roll up.

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Was chatting about what getting porn was like in the olden days & thought up a sketch of "Buying porn in the 90s pre-internet" and it's a guy in a top hat & monocle walking into a store & ringing the bell on the front desk. "Shopkeep! I would like to purchase your finest pornography magazine."

1/ I was once asked why I wear a mask, so to answer: Being Asian American means you live between two worlds. Trad Azn culture is very modest & low-key and you're supposed to blend in and not make waves. Being American tho is about being true to yourself, loud & proud, and even confrontational.

So some thoughts: Being Asian American means you live between two worlds essentially. Traditional Asian culture is very modest and low-key and you're supposed to blend in and not make waves. Being American though is about being true to yourself, loud and proud, and even a bit confrontational.

I just came across vids of twinks in chastity who wear & jerk off a strapon and can achieve orgasm that way. I bet V.S. Ramachandran would be super intrigued. (now to play the waiting game to see if there's anyone here both horny and knowledgeable enough about clinical neurology to get that joke)

Perfected my new appetizer for Inari Noir's menu: Guac & Balls! Mesquite smoked avocado with shallots, tomato, lemon juice + zest, mixed with a generous scoop of homemade zhoug. Served with an onsen egg and golgappa!

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