Ninja-Jordan

@ninjaxjordan.bsky.social

I'm a video game critic, enthusiast and self-trained Ninja.

DOMINOID update almost ready to go (doing some final tests/fixes) : Challenge CPU opponents in VERSUS! Try PUZZLE MODE or create your own puzzles with the PUZZLE EDITOR! Take things ONLINE and compete with players in lobbies, spectate matches, and even save and watch replays in the REPLAY THEATER!

DOMINOID will be receiving a major update next week. QOL changes, bug fixes, new game modes - including the brand new VERSUS MODE. Challenge either a friend or a computer opponent as you race to create huge chains and leave them buried! Form RINGS to build up your SHIELD to block incoming attacks.

GTA VI costs $158CAD after tax. Is this game taking the piss? And what the fuck is 1-month of GTA+? This one game is going to cost almost $200 and have a monthly subscription? I'm sorry, but it and Rockstar can fuck all the way off.

Listen. I was there for those Dingdong streams. Regardless of what you think about it, people got harassed for trying to be there for others. That happened and it shouldn't be diminished or forgotten. Real people got hurt, people who didn't even do anything.

Games, games, and even MORE games! We've got a LOT we'll be covering in our latest (and very LATE) upcoming Patreon post. Tough Bippy, Trigger Treat, Summer Resort, Dominoid, and much much more. Stay tuned!

I reviewed Splatoon Raiders! Its genuinely a lot of fun. Its the freedom of loadout choice I've wanted in Splatoon for a while! Alongside cohesive level design and more interesting storytelling. It's not perfect, but if they carry like 80% of these ideas into Splatoon 4, I'll be a happy boy.

Splatoon Raiders (Nintendo Switch 2) Review - CGMagazine

Splatoon Raiders is proof positive the series can evolve past its competitive multiplayer roots, creating a fun and engaging ARPG experience that’s hard to put down.

cgmagonline.com

One the one hand, Nintendo *could* be the good guys here and just give refunds. On the other, I kind of love the schadenfreude of them being like, "You voted for this fucking moron. Now you gotta pay the price. Why y'all making Trump our problem?"

Eurogamer@eurogamer.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Nintendo has no obligation to pass tariff refunds onto customers, the company says, because Switch buyers received "what they bargained and paid for" www.eurogamer.net/nintendo-us-...

Tenebrous Isle is filled with strange creatures, dangerous denizens, and big bosses standing between Mina and her mission. 🐭🕯️ Ever wonder what they’re all called? Our latest blog post puts names to the fiends, bosses, and bizarre enemies of Mina the Hollower. Link below! 🔽

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So apparently, Microsoft's genius plan was: • Purchase every studio to force people to buy an Xbox • Do absolutely nothing with those studios • Panic when no one bought Xboxs • Systematically shut down every studio they bought

I honestly don't care if its gauche to say this as a game journo, but seriously PIRATE EVERYTHING. Pirate as much as you can, while you still can. These corpos consistently want to remove your access to games then cry about how theft is ruining the industry. THEY'RE RUINING THE FUCKING INDUSTRY!