Breaking News: The most asked for remake of the most beloved game in the history of gaming/Nintendo is actually terrible and I hate it.
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Lol I was saying Ocarina of Time was overrated since before it was cool!
For decades, Ocarina of Time has been widely considered one of, if not *the* greatest game of all time, and now that we're getting a remake, the hot takes that it was never that good in the first place are flowing in. The Takes Economy™ is in full effect, folks!
I'm anticipating the Switch 2 Remake of this song.
Zelda: Ocarina of Time WITH LYRICS feat. Dave Bulmer - Brentalfloss
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I'm so happy Mario Kart 8 got a big Switch 2 update because honestly, Mario Kart World sucks ass, and I don't care who wants to say otherwise.
$120 CAD (after tax) for Elden Ring on Switch 2!? Yeah...I'm good.
Thanks for everyone who came by the stream! It was a lot of fun! Looking forward to more drawing more and playing more games!
DOMINOID update almost ready to go (doing some final tests/fixes) : Challenge CPU opponents in VERSUS! Try PUZZLE MODE or create your own puzzles with the PUZZLE EDITOR! Take things ONLINE and compete with players in lobbies, spectate matches, and even save and watch replays in the REPLAY THEATER!
Tim Curry finally escaped to the one place that hasn't been corrupted by Capitalism... Heaven.
"Starsand Island may be a decent game if played on any other platform, but the Nintendo Switch 2 version is an absolute joke." https://www.cgmagonline.com/review/game/starsand-island-nintendo-switch-2/ #StarsandIsland
DOMINOID will be receiving a major update next week. QOL changes, bug fixes, new game modes - including the brand new VERSUS MODE. Challenge either a friend or a computer opponent as you race to create huge chains and leave them buried! Form RINGS to build up your SHIELD to block incoming attacks.
GTA VI costs $158CAD after tax. Is this game taking the piss? And what the fuck is 1-month of GTA+? This one game is going to cost almost $200 and have a monthly subscription? I'm sorry, but it and Rockstar can fuck all the way off.
I saw Bunny Day trending and my first thought was...wait, wasn't that on March?
Animal Crossing Pocket Camp: Easter Bunny Dance
ALT: Animal Crossing Pocket Camp: Easter Bunny Dance
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I get why so many people want to see Toadsworth in modern Mario media, but I also kind of prefer how taking him out of this art kind of makes this a tender moment between Mario and Peach.
THEY REMADE THE MARIO SUNSHINE KEY ARTWORK OMG
Listen. I was there for those Dingdong streams. Regardless of what you think about it, people got harassed for trying to be there for others. That happened and it shouldn't be diminished or forgotten. Real people got hurt, people who didn't even do anything.
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Games, games, and even MORE games! We've got a LOT we'll be covering in our latest (and very LATE) upcoming Patreon post. Tough Bippy, Trigger Treat, Summer Resort, Dominoid, and much much more. Stay tuned!
I reviewed Splatoon Raiders! Its genuinely a lot of fun. Its the freedom of loadout choice I've wanted in Splatoon for a while! Alongside cohesive level design and more interesting storytelling. It's not perfect, but if they carry like 80% of these ideas into Splatoon 4, I'll be a happy boy.
Splatoon Raiders (Nintendo Switch 2) Review - CGMagazine
Splatoon Raiders is proof positive the series can evolve past its competitive multiplayer roots, creating a fun and engaging ARPG experience that’s hard to put down.
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One the one hand, Nintendo *could* be the good guys here and just give refunds. On the other, I kind of love the schadenfreude of them being like, "You voted for this fucking moron. Now you gotta pay the price. Why y'all making Trump our problem?"
Nintendo has no obligation to pass tariff refunds onto customers, the company says, because Switch buyers received "what they bargained and paid for" www.eurogamer.net/nintendo-us-...
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So apparently, Microsoft's genius plan was: • Purchase every studio to force people to buy an Xbox • Do absolutely nothing with those studios • Panic when no one bought Xboxs • Systematically shut down every studio they bought
I honestly don't care if its gauche to say this as a game journo, but seriously PIRATE EVERYTHING. Pirate as much as you can, while you still can. These corpos consistently want to remove your access to games then cry about how theft is ruining the industry. THEY'RE RUINING THE FUCKING INDUSTRY!
"Rhythm Heaven Groove is not only incredibly fun, backed by an amazing soundtrack, but it's so unbelievably accessible practically everyone can play it." https://www.cgmagonline.com/review/game/rhythm-heaven-groove-switch/ #Nintendo #RhythmHeavenGroove
Just remember Epic laid off 1000 people because Fortnite wasn't making enough money. Enough for another promotional tie-in apparently
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