Remember that if you got a new Nintendo Switch game for Christmas to lick the cartridge before inserting it into your console for good luck in that game

We have been made aware of a bootlegging group going under the alias “Santa Claus.” If you find any games mysteriously showing up in your house tomorrow morning, they are not official. Please report them to the proper authorities.

Nice cover-up, Bill. Truth is we forgot and then people got so rude and demanding so we were like "fine now you're not getting it."

NinEverything@nineverything.bsky.social · 12mo ago

Nintendo explains why Mario Kart World isn’t on Nintendo Music yet https://nintendoeverything.com/nintendo-explains-why-mario-kart-world-isnt-on-nintendo-music-yet/

Sorry we haven’t posted in a while. We’ve been playing #RocketRacing available now through #Fortnite on the #NintendoSwitch2.

Wow a new Mario Kart

huh? what? Switch 2 releases tonight? sorry guys. I forgot. I've been playing the new Deltarune all day.

Ten years ago today, the first game in the #Splatoon series launched! If you’re feeling nostalgic today, why not dust off the old Wii U and jump into a classic Turf W- what? oh no

the news is green now

a hundred and ten dollar Mario Kart www.nintendo.com/en-ca/whatsn...

Nintendo Maintains Nintendo Switch 2 Pricing, Retail Pre-Orders to Begin April 24 in Canada - News - Nintendo Official Site for Canada

Retail pre-orders for Nintendo Switch 2 will begin in Canada on April 24, 2025. Pricing for Nintendo Switch 2 in Canada will remain at $629.99 for the standalone model, and $699.99 for the Nintendo Sw...

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If you meet the criteria you can register your interest to buy a #NintendoSwitch2 at www.nintendo.com/en-ca/gaming.... You will receive an email invite when it is available to purchase for only- wait this can't be right SIX HUNDRED AND THIRTY DOLLARS?

Have you received your tickets for the #NintendoSwitch2 Experience yet? If you haven't received an email confirmation you can check in My Tickets/Passes on the Nintendo Events website: experience.nintendo.com#/my-tickets-...

We are proud to reveal the next Nintendo console and successor to the Nintendo Switch family of systems. Coming October 2025.

Can you guys stop leaking our shit? Holy hell

Grand Fest made me so emotional I can’t even make any jokes about it. No matter what team you chose we at Nintendo of Canada hope you had an amazing time at the festival!

Only 1 week left until the party starts when #SuperMarioPartyJamboree releases on #NintendoSwitch!

We have received much backlash due to revealing the name of our main location Concordia so soon after Sony announced their failed game Concord would be shutting down. It was not our intention to reference this and therefore we will be renaming the location. Welcome... to Sonysucksia!

Woah! Watch out, Mario! Spank your opponent’s ass as newcomer to the series Pauline when #SuperMarioPartyJamboree releases September 17th!

Aonuma has been showing off his Halloween costume around the office and we've been dealing with it but now he's taking over the Twitter and the Youtube posting it and now people think it's for a game or something and it's really getting out of hand

Sorry I fell asleep next to my “release Direct” button Did something happen?

As of June 10, 2024, it will no longer be possible to post screenshots and videos to Twitter from the Nintendo Switch's Album, or send friend requests to social media users via the Friend Suggestions feature. On this same date we will be replacing these features with corresponding Blue Sky ones.

because Sony and Microsoft are shitting their pants we thought this was the best time to mention that we're working on a Switch successor

this wasn't a joke btw we only have two games coming out this year

Nintendo of Canada@nintendocanada.bsky.social · 3y ago

We forgot to make any first party games this year so I guess it’s a partner direct

The real April Fools are anyone expecting an F-Zero game

oh shit we only meant to shut down Yuzu Citra was actually cool shit

We forgot to make any first party games this year so I guess it’s a partner direct

We were supposed to make a Direct for this month but we forgot and now Miyamoto’s pissed send help

we're suing those Palworld fuckers

Remember that if you got a new Nintendo Switch game for Christmas to lick the cartridge before inserting it into your console for good luck in that game

Find out how many hours of your life you've wasted play Fortnite on #NintendoSwitch this year with a personalized wrap-up! See your #NintendoSwitch2023 Year in Review here: ninten.do/6014iVVHQ