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It was never going to happen for you this year after this Atlanta
Baseball GIFs@baseballgifs.bsky.social · 3mo agoTrump does the Tomahawk Chop next to Atlanta Braves executive Mike Plant, center, and Brian Snitker, retired manager of the Atlanta Braves, right, during a rally at Wheeler High School in Marietta, Ga., Wednesday, July 22, 2026.
We all want politics to be West Wing but it is only ever Veep
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2w ago🤡 Schmitt beclowns himself 🤡 Schmitt concocted an elaborate conspiracy theory that Smith traveled to Atl for a Hawks game and to collude with Fani Willis, & flashed his "evidence" before accusing Smith of perjury. There's just one problem -- his facts were totally wrong. Here's the whole sequence:
Calling it now. This @oldtakesexposed.bsky.social book will sell big at Borders
Freezing Cold Takes@oldtakesexposed.bsky.social · 2w agoMy NEW BOOK, “Freezing Cold Takes: College Football,” features lots of fun commentary about individual games. Including from‘96 Fiesta Bowl where Lee Corso loved Florida over Nebraska b/c the game was on grass. Foreword by Paul Finebaum. AVAILABLE NOW. LINK: www.amazon.com/Freezing-Col...
Hat tip to @peterbukowski.bsky.social becoming the Brian Flores of ad reads. Sim Packer analysis interlaced so it's harder to skip on my podcast app. Im hearing ghosts. #GoPackGo
I am increasingly worried AI chat bots will take jobs from AI chat bots.
Do the Packers even know it is now 5787 🍎🍯? Because this looked a lot like 5786 Green Bay #GoPackGo #ShenahTovah
Peter Bukowski@peterbukowski.bsky.social · 4w agoEvery question in the post-game should be about Matt LaFleur, the offensive plan, the OL decisions etc.
IDK @froomkin.bsky.social i kind of like Caldwell's debut column about how the flood described in Genesis 6:9-11 was just a light drizzle
Dan Froomkin/Press Watch/Heads Up News@froomkin.bsky.social · last mo.The Times and particularly its Opinion section love nothing more than trolling their readers. This is total, deceptive clickbait. I don't think even this rightwing loon, Christopher "That Hegseth Speech Was Actually Pretty Good" Caldwell, is making that argument. (Couldn't stomach reading it all.)
I pick individual apples at the local produce markets the same way tennis players pick which ball to use for their 1st serve
Feels like an appropriate day to repost this
@noahseligman.bsky.social · last yr.noahseligman.substack.com/p/donald-tru... Again, and I cannot stress this enough, this is just covering actions directly related to September 11, 2001. NOT a recitation of his entire canon of felony, fraud, and falsehood that epitomize his entire mistake of a life.
What a relief to the 18 members of the military KIA and the hundreds wounded that it wasn't in a war. Great job JD!
Aman Batheja@amanbatheja.bsky.social · last mo.“I wouldn’t call it a war,” Vance told reporters at a White House press briefing. “Right now, there is no active shooting.”
Thanks for running this one @mcsweeneys.net Dedicated to everyone who "isn't political" as flimsy thin code for: I shouldn't be judged for liking DJT and Republicans Yeah, yeah you should.
McSweeney's@mcsweeneys.net · last mo."I just have other interests, I guess, apart from politics. Did I tell you I’m working with the PTA in the school library to remove any books with objectionable content as I define it?" buff.ly/XpCbDuw
Musk really is the Henry Ford of the 21st Century (awkward gesture pictured ADL)
David Rothschild@davmicrot.bsky.social · last mo.Republicans' largest donor (by far) is hosting a robust debate on his platform about whether Jews are white. Corporate Media will ask precisely 0 Republicans about their largest donor's all-consuming misogyny, xenophobia, antisemitism, he will instead by referred to as a visionary industrialist.
It does raise an interesting question: How much AI would be required to make Van Orden not seem like a jerk in every interaction he has with every person he's ever met?
Mike Fischer@ollefty.bsky.social · 2mo agoSounds like a DEI hire
Republicans Against Trumpism@rpsagainsttrump.bsky.social · 2mo agoTrump is considering MAGA commentator Scott Jennings to replace Karoline Leavitt as White House press secretary, but he’s reportedly not sold on the idea. Ari Fleischer, who served as George W. Bush’s press secretary, is also being floated for the job www.notus.org/trump-white-...
Is it racism? Is racism the glue in this bromance? Its racism +/- corruption
The Wall Street Journal@wsj.com · 2mo agoHow Trump and Elon Musk repaired their relationship, with Musk now backing Republicans and planning a midterm election effort.
Nah, can't WI taxpayers do that thing where you pocket $3B in subsidies to never build a $10B plant while not creating anywhere close to the 13K promised job?
Jeff Sharlet@jeffsharlet.bsky.social · 2mo agoWaPo making same claim that’s been disproven again & again. Who do they imagine these people are, willing to pay the price of abandoning home, friends, lives they’ve built. “Sorry, kids, we’re leaving the only home you’ve ever known & all our friends to pay 7% state tax instead of 8%.”
The Lindbergh renaming is similar to my view of the 2028 Republican presidential primary. Just, just, not a literal nazi this time. Thanks.
News 3 Now / Channel3000@channel3000.com · 3mo agoThe Madison Metropolitan School District will rename Elvehjem and Lindbergh elementary schools following input from more than 100 parents and students.
"68 percent think he is not focused enough on addressing the problems most Americans are facing." But this poll was conducted BEFORE he announced the makeover at Dulles tho @adamkeiper.com
Adam Keiper@adamkeiper.com · 3mo agoNEW: "Trump's 32 percent approval is an all-time low approval rating for him in a Quinnipiac University poll." poll.qu.edu/poll-release...
IDK. Bob Gibson and a whole lot of other P in 1968 might have been onto something
The Associated Press@apnews.com · 3mo agoJacob Misiorowski dismisses the notion that a pitcher can enter a zone in which his powers mystically reach a supreme level.
There has got to be an easier way for him to guest on Abbott Elementary or Its Always Sunny, but congrats to you @crmonks.bsky.social
Christopher Monks@crmonks.bsky.social · 3mo ago!!#@%@%@R@#T$!!!!! www.espn.com/nba/story/_/...
Honestly, I've always just traded the family cow for magic beans and that works fine @andyrichter.co
Andy Richter@andyrichter.co · 3mo agoMy dad inherited a recipe for a miraculous growth-inducing plant potion from one of his old French aunts, and it really does work. Try it (and has anyone heard of some similar concoction?)!
Guys, its technically only considered champagne football if its from the 🇪🇸 region of a world cup semifinal
SUSAN COLLINS 2026 Vote for me so I can keep voting to confirm a buncha Nazi adjacent men like Graham Platner to powerful positions just like I have for decades
Mitch McConnell should not be buried until the American people have a chance to vote and a new President is sworn in. His circle of hell should be kept open until that time.
Jen Bendery@jbendery.bsky.social · 3mo ago¯\_(ツ)_/¯ www.huffpost.com/entry/latest...
I love Dairy Queen but no you do not get to trademark "Abuelita" please be serious
