"The camera zooms out to show his full body, he’s completely naked and chained up by his arms. His dong is completely visible for all to see. He’s standing on a platform of brimstone. Surrounding him is flames and a red sky. Beavis is in hell."
No Context Creepypasta Quotes IS TAKING TOO LONG
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THE [DARK ZONE] THE SCAIRYEST PASTA QUOATS!!! Feel free to submit quotes via DMs.
"then bugs bunny was shocked and was on his skelention for 7 seconds i tuch i heart then looked so bad!!!!!!!!!!!!"
“portalfan (me): Hello? TheCreator: WHY DID YOU PRESS IT? portalfan: what?”
“And then he said it... ’Hi!’ in his high-pitched voice from the game. Immediately after, he sprinted toward me. ‘KIRBY, NOOOOOO!!!!’ Those were my last words as he reached my location and inhaled me.”
“I'm going to kill myself tomorrow for no reason whatsoever other than to re-enact all of those shitty creepypastas that that were written while the author thought that something's automattically scary if something commits sucide”
“I couldn't believe that Patrick, the pure meaning of fun and joy, would do such a destructive act.”
grandpa gaster has a bowl of these candys and ive been steaaaaaling them
“THERE IS A NEW ROCK BY THE WATER IT’S ALWAYS BEEN THERE”
“Meanwhile, in outer space somewhere, some guy was making out with a rock.”
I can post quotes I unironically like if I want
“That was the one constant in my life: the weather didn't care who I was or what pains I had to face. Nature was always there.”
“I am your everyday video game player. I was highly unusual among most gamers though. I was an Earthbound Fan.”
Game: Exploding Console: Nintendo Wii Created by: DNA Uploaded on: December 12th, 2008
“Mario can hardly recalled how many of those useless, stupid, moronic Goombas he took down, but he never bothered to count. They nothing but useless, whatever kind of creature they're suppose to be.”
I think it’s funny how I changed to this pfp because Halloween but I just like Jack so much I don’t have the heart to change it
“I was one day thinking, "Hey, I want to play Waku Waku Sonic Patrol Car, which is an arcade game released in December 1991 made for toddlers" like any normal person would say to themselves on a Tuesday Afternoon at 2:17 AM.”
Wrong. Living in Texas in general is just a real creepypasta
The real creepypasta is forced age verification
“You can't even say ‘stop’ like you used to.”
“I played Super Mario Bros. and never got to the castle. So I never got to see Toad. My friend told me that Toad is the spawn of all evil.”
“I slept like a fucking baby. I was so happy”
“All the citizens are forced to work in a Meat Factory and when someone has ‘anti-revolutionary thoughts’, something known as the ‘Trouble Dingle’ begins playing until they have ended.”
No Context Creepypasta Quotes IS TAKING TOO LONG@nocontextpastas.bsky.social · 5mo ago”Maybe the citizens of this so-called ’Happy Town’ aren't actually happy. Perhaps they are actually in a dictatorship run by Gaster.”
When you lose a life in the game, someone loses their life in the real world too.
“Naturally the first one was Kyogre named DROWNED. Great, now I knew this was a hack. Next was a Groudon named BLOOD. The third one was a Rayquaza named DEATH.”
“One odd thing, however, was that I saw a statue of Slippy Toad from Starfox 64 in the center of the dining room, as well as a small model of an arwing.”
Game: Old Super Mario Bros Console: Nintendo DS Created by: Gracigloo Uploaded on: December 26th, 2008
