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#LFC #YNWA Self-proclaimed exponent of eye tests in football. Expect sarcasm, tongue-in-cheek takes & mood swings. Zero patience for lazy sweeping statements & petty bickering. Blocks xenophobia & abusive rudeness, no exception.
This might shock many, it’s not my fav genre & there’s a dearth of really good tv shows but I’ve just started watching Game of Thrones.
Marge Simpson Feeling Shy and Ashamed
ALT: Marge Simpson Feeling Shy and Ashamed
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Vini Jnr has removed everything on his Instagram. Drama queen. 😂
We need to see Jacquet do team training & get his preseason minutes pronto, if there’s to be any chance of him starting vs Newcastle.
Yeah, voice controlled fridges are cool as fuck. And useful. “Open the door twat, my hands are full.” “Now close it.”
[🟢] Breaking: All negotiating parties remain confident a solution will be found for Bradley Barcola to join Liverpool despite PSG wanting €150m + including bonuses and Liverpool signalling they are not prepared to go above €120m. [@Tanziloic]
Meltdown incoming 🤭 — [🟢] NEW: Liverpool’s PRIORITY is to bolster their FORWARD options. [@_pauljoyce]
Based on what I’ve seen, I reckon the only way the club can alleviate the misery within the fan base is to sign all their preferred targets, not just in a single window, but within the same hour. 😂
Some fans are perpetually stuck on having inverted wingers. The shock if they discover that right wingers used to be right footed & that football can be played in many different ways.
If #Mbaye were to join this summer he would qualify as HG from 2029/30.
Noc@nocturnalibpool.bsky.social · 17h ago#PSG will demand a minimum of €40m (£34m) for #Mbaye, reports @FabriceHawkins 🔴 (Won’t take up a non-HG spot).
Breakdown of #Mbaye minutes from U17 to senior level on Wyscout for club and country: - RW 2550 minutes - LW 903 minutes - CF/CAM 246 minutes #LFC #Liverpool
That we want one of the best young attacking talents is being seen as a negative is further evidence of anxiety & cynicism that happens during silly season.
A thread on why I’m pretty at peace with what’s happening, if it helps you feel less anxious about the upcoming season.
Noc@nocturnalibpool.bsky.social · yesterdayNot that I’ve written off this coming season but my expectations are rather unexciting. Actually more looking forward to the 27/28 season.
This was late June. Man repeatedly embarrassing himself every window is a bit pitiful really.
#LFC hope Gio #Leoni will start training in the next few weeks. He could be available for selection some time in #September.
In Narathiwat, Thailand on August 4. a lightning bolt hit the pitch just after heavy rain, killing Yala FC player Suphan Awae, 24, and injuring several others including a Malaysian player.
Mo joining the fourth biggest team in Turkey surprised me tbh.
Mbaye is a massive, massive talent, one whom you can argue is ahead of Rio & can play both wings without a drop in quality. 100% someone who gets you off your seat.
Mister Hughes saw this.
Noc@nocturnalibpool.bsky.social · last mo.Paging for Dickie Hughes. —- 🚨 MAJOR BREAKING - #NUFC are interested in 18-year-old PSG winger Ibrahim Mbaye, as per @iciparisidf 👀 The back-to-back European champions are “open” to the Senegal international’s departure this summer. 🇸🇳
For those wondering, google “what did molina say about Mbaye”.
Noc@nocturnalibpool.bsky.social · 20h agoThere’s no doubt about Ibrahim Mbaye’s talent but thought there have been allegations over his camp being serious arseholes?
There’s no doubt about Ibrahim Mbaye’s talent but thought there have been allegations over his camp being serious arseholes?
Football is beautiful partly because it’s so subjective but not wanting a player who had 62G/A in two seasons for the best team in Europe & *arguably* better than Heki is utter madness imho.
Not that I’ve written off this coming season but my expectations are rather unexciting. Actually more looking forward to the 27/28 season.