If Trump removes Jeanine Pirro as is being reported I may never stop laughing.
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Trump said ‘leakers should be put in jail’ which I find quite ironic but I guess it Depends.
It was cute how Capitol Hill press pretended like Thune & Tillis weren’t gonna cave to Trump all along. It gave the sort of illusion of cat & mouse ‘elevator answers’ of old school chasing dudes thru the Dirksen reporting. MAGA owns the GOP; even the old men on their way out.
All of the banks that did business with Trump & his kids knew he was laundering money for decades. It was one of the worst kept secrets in NYC. Right behind his sexual predation & Melania’s former occupation. Trump exists because of greed & criminality and not only his own.
Shocked that the latest Iran deal that only existed in the mind of a geriatric drug addict who spent the weekend golfing at his private NJ resort on land once owned by John DeLorean & where keeps goats to avoid paying property taxes (and where he buried wife #1) has fallen apart.
Should have been the lead story on the Sunday shows. www.reuters.com/legal/govern... storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
Noel Casler Comedy@noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social · 2d ago“Capital One on Friday pushed back on a Trump Organization lawsuit that claims the company was a victim of ‘woke debanking’, by releasing documents showing the bank closed 300 Trump Organization accounts in 2021 only after review by their anti-money laundering experts.”
“Capital One on Friday pushed back on a Trump Organization lawsuit that claims the company was a victim of ‘woke debanking’, by releasing documents showing the bank closed 300 Trump Organization accounts in 2021 only after review by their anti-money laundering experts.”
“An Ecuadorean prosecutor, Gloria Alexandra Bravo Cedeño, who was actively investigating the U.S. military drone and boat strikes in the Caribbean Sea and Eastern Pacific Ocean, was also killed by a hitman on a motorcycle in June.” open.substack.com/pub/noelcasl...
'Nautical Disaster'
The whale ship’s captain, ever querulous, sailed the ship straight towards the reef.
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"The self-proclaimed ‘Peace President’ is causing more calamity, human suffering & unbridled warfare. Again pivoting back to Sunday morning posts claiming ‘perimeters of a deal’ are in place w/Iran, preceded by his usual threats of ‘military terror’-just in time for Monday’s market manipulations."
Noel Casler Comedy@noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social · 3d ago“The general laws of maritime customs always stated that the crew must obey the ship captain’s orders during a voyage, but in the instance of a shipwreck the captain no longer had absolute authority if he is deemed unfit for duty.” open.substack.com/pub/noelcasl...
Noel Casler Comedy@noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social · 3d ago“The general laws of maritime customs always stated that the crew must obey the ship captain’s orders during a voyage, but in the instance of a shipwreck the captain no longer had absolute authority if he is deemed unfit for duty.” open.substack.com/pub/noelcasl...
Regarding Ceuta: "it was political theater and most likely an act of retribution against Spain for standing up to the US-an opportunity to reinforce Trump’s immigrant rhetoric which he immediately seized upon and said it should be used as an issue to benefit the GOP in the midterms."
Noel Casler Comedy@noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social · 3d ago“The general laws of maritime customs always stated that the crew must obey the ship captain’s orders during a voyage, but in the instance of a shipwreck the captain no longer had absolute authority if he is deemed unfit for duty.” open.substack.com/pub/noelcasl...
Good column. "Either we sink or swim."
Noel Casler Comedy@noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social · 3d ago“The general laws of maritime customs always stated that the crew must obey the ship captain’s orders during a voyage, but in the instance of a shipwreck the captain no longer had absolute authority if he is deemed unfit for duty.” open.substack.com/pub/noelcasl...
"... A funk rose off of him that repelled both flies and rats ..."
Noel Casler Comedy@noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social · 3d ago“The general laws of maritime customs always stated that the crew must obey the ship captain’s orders during a voyage, but in the instance of a shipwreck the captain no longer had absolute authority if he is deemed unfit for duty.” open.substack.com/pub/noelcasl...
Noel knows ..."Reality eludes him when it comes to how stuck we are as nation right now - and the old man is incapable of saving the vessel without sacrificing much of the crew, having very nearly run out of dry gunpowder...after being so loose and uneven in the firing of their cannons early on."
Noel Casler Comedy@noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social · 3d ago“The general laws of maritime customs always stated that the crew must obey the ship captain’s orders during a voyage, but in the instance of a shipwreck the captain no longer had absolute authority if he is deemed unfit for duty.” open.substack.com/pub/noelcasl...
A Note from Noel that Gord Downey would be very proud of. @noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social noelcasler.substack.com/p/nautical-d...
'Nautical Disaster'
The whale ship’s captain, ever querulous, sailed the ship straight towards the reef.
noelcasler.substack.com
“The general laws of maritime customs always stated that the crew must obey the ship captain’s orders during a voyage, but in the instance of a shipwreck the captain no longer had absolute authority if he is deemed unfit for duty.” open.substack.com/pub/noelcasl...
'Nautical Disaster'
The whale ship’s captain, ever querulous, sailed the ship straight towards the reef.
open.substack.com
Trump treated Covid like a joke & over 1M died, threw a coup at Capitol then stole docs, went to Mar a Lago played golf & trolled Biden for 4 years, came back fired half of DC & painted it gold, let ICE lose on US, started a war w/Iran & stole billions. Mfker still walking free.
Poetry and prose... Trump is now disintegrating before our eyes - not in a shrivel up and disappear kind of way, but more like a distended farm animal cooking in the midday sun half-eaten by piranha, ribboned and rancid, floating down a river poisoning all the other fish.
Noel Casler Comedy@noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social · last wk.“The White House Correspondents’ dinner went a long way towards normalizing a sexual predator, a man who spent decades abusing teenage girls with Jeffrey Epstein and then actively abused his own power to cover up his criminality.” open.substack.com/pub/noelcasl...
A tell in Trump’s being asked about China supplying Iran with 400 shoulder fired rocket launchers, it wasn’t his ‘well, sh*t happens….’ It was that he ended saying Xi was coming here on Sept 24th. Dude can’t remember his grandkids names but knows EXACT date of a dictator visit.
GOP Senators are dropping ‘F-bombs’ to distract from the fact that Trump depleted U.S.A.’s real bombs in his insane war with Iran which he is rapidly losing on every front.
Trump says he is ‘going to beat the f*cking sh*t out of Iran’ but I guess it Depends.
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Noel Casler Comedy@noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social · last wk.This week’s ‘Noel’s Notes’ is out now, all content is available free but paid support makes it possible. No funding or advertising from outside sources involved. Not a ‘movement’ or PAC. Just one dude’s opinion. Link: open.substack.com/pub/noelcasl...
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'The Smoke'
The White House Correspondents’ dinner went a long way towards normalizing a sexual predator, a man who spent decades abusing teenage girls with Jeffrey Epstein and then actively abused his own power ...
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"POTUS is an addict - and our inability to fully recognize that fact is to the detriment of both our nation and the world at large." #TrumpSucks #TrumpRuinsEverything
Noel Casler Comedy@noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social · last wk.“The White House Correspondents’ dinner went a long way towards normalizing a sexual predator, a man who spent decades abusing teenage girls with Jeffrey Epstein and then actively abused his own power to cover up his criminality.” open.substack.com/pub/noelcasl...
This week’s ‘Noel’s Notes’ is out now, all content is available free but paid support makes it possible. Thanks for reading & sharing. Link to subscribe: open.substack.com/pub/noelcasl...
'The Smoke'
The White House Correspondents’ dinner went a long way towards normalizing a sexual predator, a man who spent decades abusing teenage girls with Jeffrey Epstein and then actively abused his own power ...
open.substack.com
Lab engineered Ole Miss sorority twins hits the nail on the head. Amazing the amount of stench these ladies will tolerate just to be close to power.
Noel Casler Comedy@noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social · last wk.This week’s ‘Noel’s Notes’ is out now, link to subscribe: open.substack.com/pub/noelcasl...
