Alex.™
@noflexalllex.bsky.social
I like planes, I like cars, I like craft cocktails. Who am I kidding - I like all boozy drinks. My opinions are my own. Also, I’m a proud dad of two 🏳️🌈 and this is always a safe space. Proudly 🇵🇷. Drop a DM with contact info for encrypted messaging.
"the US isn't an occupying force in Puerto Rico" dudes be quiet AF.
RESIST | FIGHT™@resistfight.com · 2h agoArmed ICE agents are moving through Puerto Rican neighborhoods with assault rifles, threatening residents who film them with pepper spray. In Villa Capri, a restaurant owner refused agents entry when they tried to enter without a warrant. Watch and share everywhere!
I apologize for nothing for my posts this weekend by the way!! NOTHING!
Wholesome be damned. Hi :) Go ahead and comment your best. Or worst. 🤓
I was thinking of posting a wholesome picture of me but I have one that isn’t that I kinda thought about posting.
If I have to be at the airport for a pickup in just around 3 hours, how many cocktails can I have now?
View of the dogs before Storm farted on Astro’s head and when Astro decided he needed to be laying by himself near me
Finishing my last cocktail for the night, having skittles and trying to relax
Found this in my kid’s lunch box. Any ideas what he drew?
Since I’m already getting dragged by @owwenex.bsky.social for INNOCENTLY celebrating jocktober, I’ll post it here too. Yes the bakery is open on a Saturday evening. And yes, I have black lounge shorts, so yes, they will be in my crack. Any other questions?
I reached over a candle and, while it was warm on my arm, I didn’t realize I singed off some hair until I smelled it 😷
Just spoke to my neighbor in Puerto Rico. Her bf is still alive, apparently, even though I have not seen him since he hit (and hid) her daughter’s car in my driveway. Nothing is suspicious at all tbh
On the couch for my evening nap before I drink (not alone cause the dogs are here!)
Did my fat ass rip my underwear? Yup. RIP to another pair, literally
They just messaged as if they hadn’t sent the first message at 8:52 and as if I had not responded earlier or to a topic I responded to by email yesterday. What. Is. Going. On. ??????
Alex.™@noflexalllex.bsky.social · 3d agoPerson at 8:52: Can you join a meeting from 9-10? Me: yes I can make time for it 9:23: *still crickets on a response or meeting notice or link*
Person at 8:52: Can you join a meeting from 9-10? Me: yes I can make time for it 9:23: *still crickets on a response or meeting notice or link*
Alive. I mean awake. Take the bull by the horns or something.
Good night hunks. Have to wake up in 5 hours but guess who can’t sleep.
This provolone does not tastes normal…will my tummy survive the night? Stay tuned!
My *favorite* part about a new tattoo has started. The itching. 😖😖
I wore a jock today and @owwenex.bsky.social tells me my crack sucked up my shorts. Glad I picked up the kids and went to Target with my ass crack eating my shorts cause I only saw his message after lol.
Neighbor in Puerto Rico calls the other night that her daughter’s car was hit while it was in my driveway & wanted to know if I had video of it. I reviewed the video - turns out it was my neighbor’s bf & he literally played dumb the whole time. Luckily not a big “hit” but others were blamed lol
Angela Lansbury Eating Popcorn
Alt: Angela Lansbury Eating Popcorn
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If I place a marble on the floor, who’s walking in to have it roll to them?
Since all the bloomfs are posting themselves in glasses, spectacles and monocles (And cause @adamkadmon01.bsky.social *finally* said I looked cute in this pic)
joodle$🍁 (biblically accurate angel twink)@joodlehead.bsky.social · 4d agoSince all the bloomfs are posting themselves in glasses
I was gonna do that new wearing glasses prompt but @adamkadmon01.bsky.social was not helpful helping me decide on which pic to post. So currently looking for replacements (bloomfs, not glasses) that can help me before I just give up
