It’s a Christopher Nolan movie #WhenSomethingTakesTooLong
No Good At This
@nogoodatthis.bsky.social
The most wonderful person in the universe
Well obviously not AI, the use of which makes you look like a thundering idiot #HowToWorkSmartNow
Careful. This is how you end up on American watch lists #TheBestMiddleEasternFood
With each passing ai feature I understand the Butlarian Jihad more.
Timothee Chalamet: I Can See It (Dune)
ALT: Timothee Chalamet: I Can See It (Dune)
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Safe food, clean water, affordable anything. All that woke nonsense #FunThingsToDoWithout
Some will defend these monstrosities, but nay, not I #TheBestChocolateChipCookie
#WhenToTalkToYourPets they appreciate it. All pet owners know this
When my posts show up. Yes, you’ve had enough internet for one day #WhenToTakeABreak
#HowToAddColourTo your posts? Spell colour correctly as you see here 😊
You have no right to complain you haven’t enough money #WhenYouCollectActionFigures
#TodayIsSpiderManDaySo it’s also International Apathy Day which is totally fitting
The Hippo Bassoon. Whatever you do, don’t try and picture it #StrangeInstrumentsToPlay
#TheBestHealthFoodIs priced far beyond the average pocketbook. It’s a scam, but you’re too weak from hunger to fight back
#WeCanBeFriendsIfOnly you acknowledge the accordion was invented by Satan
#WhatIFindBoringIs people who play these after their shelf life of 5 minutes
#TheTigerInMeSays the meals at the Endangered Species restaurant are pricy
#TheBestItalianFoodIs a Caesar salad. Ok, you take a stab at it.
#TheBestHamburgersAre in the past, when you didn’t have to mortgage your house to buy one
When we can drive to the next door neighbour? What are we, Neanderthals? #WhenToTakeAWalk
#ImNotATreeHuggerBut I do pine for the larch. The larch
#TheWordOnTheStreetIs Pickled Crawdads. Don’t look at me, I’m just the messenger