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β β Pouting mackerel , wrists tied behind his back . β
β β Sat at his desk , wearing @sanctisilver.bsky.social's haori over his shoulders instead of the tan coat , a white button-up and black vest contrasting his usual blues and browns . β
β β β β Since I kept you company .. my paperwork .. ? β β Giggling , innocently batting his lashes . β
" yes it does " Kunikida smiles faintly , leaning up to peck across Dazais jaw and cheek
β β β β Doesn't your break end soon .. ? β β Dazai reminds gently , glancing down at blond hair with his lip jutted out in a pout . β
Kunikida hums , hands findint Dazai once more to simply hold him with a gentle sigh . " if you say so , of course "
β β β β I would've said if it was . β β Blink , blink . There is a sort of coldness always present in Dazai , but when someone so warm touches him and pulls away , the cold left in the wake of it is unbearably icey . Still , it only lifts his head and tilts it with his signature smile . β
" is that a problem ? " Kunikida goes to pull away instantly , brows furrowing as he leans back to create distance .
β β β β You're being clingy . β β It pitches his voice , pouting against the younger's neck as his smaller , skinny frame seems to slot prefect against Kunikida's much more firmer one . Well , not including the older's broad shoulders , forcing Kunikida to wrap his arms under Dazai's pits . β
He huffs softly , nose burying into the others shoulder as he holds it close with a gentle hum . " yes ? " He asks faintly , eyes squeezing shut .
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β β He fakes a whiney noise at being squeezed , making a sound like a squeaky toy as he lets Kunikida treat him like a literal doll . Well , maybe it is a bit used to it .. maybe it's a little nicer when it's the poet. β β β Kunikida-kuuuuun .. ~ β β
He ( hates ) how a lack of routine or stability affects him . He really does . He buries his nose into Dazais shoulder , arms curling about his waist tightly .
β β β β Oh my , Kunikidakun , you look like you're going to combust . β β It chuckles fondly a moment before .. his face shifts away from bullying Kunikida's neck . Not before he left a small little red mark , resting his chin on his shoulder and innocently hugging the younger . β β β There-there . β β
He taps his fingers in threes against Dazais leg . Three taps . Three seconds . Three taps . Its a pattern he often follows daily in small things such as tapping a pen , tapping hia foot , tapping a door frame . It keeps him level headed . Burying his nose into Dazais shoulder , he closes his eyes.
β β β β Is that a no ? You haven't told me to stop .. β β It was like a game . A game of chicken . Dazai's always pushing to victory , gently nipping those sharp teeth against the poet's throat . β Another way to make a fool of Kunikida , to ruin that precious schedule . β
His pulse quickens , eyes fluttering with a soft huff of air as he squeezes at Dazais thighs . " thats not what im saying ... making out with nobody here is different then ... other things "
β β β β So , if we don't get caught .. I can be as indecent as I please , riggght ? ~ β β The lanky , almost porcelain doll-like man leans slowly forward , whispering words against the shell of the younger's ear before carefully pressing a kiss against the pulse of his neck . β
" it is indecent to be caught making out in such a way in the workplace " He mutters , hands subconsciously finding the others thighs to hold onto as he looks upward toward the brunette .
β β β β Is Kunikida-kun worrying about getting caught kissing me ?Or is it something else ? β β His frame is so delicately thin as he slips carefully off his perch and into Kunikida's lap , batting doe lashes and making it maybe a little too obvious Dazai's last resort to get his way . β
His head tilts gently as he adjusts himself closer to Dazai with a hum . " usually no , least not extreme ones like that but there is nobody here . So i can allow it , if we are careful "
β β β β Is that Kunikida-kun bending his ideals for little o'l me ? I didn't think you'd consider any public displays in your precious office space .. β β Leaning close again , hand dropping into his lap and looking like some mischievous cat about to knock a glass over , little minx . β
" i am ... its just right now there isnt anybody here and technically im on my break " He points out softly , hands resting on Dazais knees with a smile at the theatrics displayed before him .
β β Dazai gasps dramatically , doeβeyes falsely widening as his fingers brush its kiss swollen lips like some girl on TV . β β β Kunikida-kun . ~ β β He scolds , sharp teeth peaking out from his grin behind delicate fingers . β β β You're supposed to be straight-laced , you know ? ~~ β β
Kunikidas neck flushes softly as he glances about the office with a small shrug . " nobody else is here ... dont think it matters " He adjusts , turning more to face the brunette
β β β β Isn't this a bit much for work hours , Kunikida-kun ? ~ β β Amused taunting , licking his lips like a cat who got the cream .. β
The blonde hums softly , hand cupping the underside of Dazais chin as he savours the moment before the need for air forces him to pull away .
β β Its mouth opens obediently , accepting Kunikida into him as his tongue presses into the younger's . His eyes flutter shut as he grips the ties tighter . β
The blonde smiles into the kiss , she teasing clearly not taken seriously as he cups the others chin gently . He does pull back to pepper kisses on his lips before another deeper one joins them for a few seconds .
β β β β Kunikida-kun is gonna develop dirty habits .. β β Giggles , leaning even closer and carefully pressing their lips together . Someone so blood coated giving someone so pure the softest of kisses .. β
" mhn .. such a shame " He coos softly , barely above a whisper as he twirls a strand of Dazais hair about his finger gently .
β β He giggles between their lips , head tilting as they pull apart again , panting . β β β Careful , Kunikida-kun .. you'll get addicted to me . Those withdrawals are no joke . ~ β β
" and you taste of cigarettes " He points out breathlessly , shifting to connect their lips for a few seconds more with a soft sigh before he pulls back .
β β Sweet humming against Kunikida , releasing him slowly and licking his lips before sighing . β β β You taste like caffeine .. β β As if Dazai didn't taste like nicotine . β
Kunikida melts into it easily , hand sliding across Dazais thigh while the other cups his cheek with the faintest of hums .
β β Dazai pouts , tugging the red tie to pull Kunikida closer and surprisingly gently pushing their lips together , soft and sweet .. β
" true , though id refrain from kissing the pen any longer " He points out as he reaches to grab a wipe off his desk & clean off his lips .
β β β β There are a lot of things not good for you . β β Dazai giggles , still not kissing him , but enjoying watching him stew . β
Kunikida watches , pulling a face at the pen running across his lips . He is careful not to lick them as the taste would be awful , but the kiss not coming afterwards surprises him mildly . " eating ink is not good for you "
β β Licking his lips as he nods , leaning back and tilting his head up as if in thought , before leaning close and drawing a heart on his lips , only to not kiss him . β
" do i now ? " Surprisingly , he doesnt seem all that bothered about being disturbed today , instead paying more attention to Dazai then the work he had been filling in .
β β β β You look like a bunny rabbit .α β β Dazai accusingly points the pen at Kunikida while he giggles . β
The blonde watches with a softening look in his eyes as he leans away teasingly from the kisses , a small smile on his lips .
β β β β I'll have to work hard to surprise you then . β β A charming giggle , leaning closer to draw a heart on the tip of his nose . Again , he kisses it right after . β
" i do not wish to be , but ive learnt you often take such words as challenges " Kunikida rolls his eyes playfully , head inclining as eyes flicker across Dazais face .
β β The black coated man glances down almoat condescendingly toward the little mafia recruit , a thin little smile that becomes a lot softer the longer he looks . β Yuuto just looked so much like his father .. β β β No , I just had a feeling .. if I waited around here , you'd show up . β β
Cerulean gaze peers over @nolcngerhuman.bsky.social , Yuuto had not seen him quite sometime since last encounter, what could he possibly want of him.α£ βDid you need something of me, Dazai.α£β He inquired, resting against the wall of the alleyway, deciding to take an nightly stroll.
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β β β β Oh my , do not disturb , huh ? β β Dazai chirps , full of amusement as a thin , almost evil grin spreads . He bats his lashes innocently . β
Flinching only faintly , head turning to view Dazai with a faint sigh of affectionate exasperation . He adjusts to quietly lean in , pecking its cheek in return .
β β Leaning into his personal space to draw a heart on the poet's cheek before kissing it . β
Pausing briefly β eyes filtering down to the other before he begins writing once more .
β β Taking one of his pens , splaying out his hand like a model and deciding what to draw .. β
Scribbling away at paperwork β do not disturb .