What's this guy's story? #unreal

Partner: You have so many meetings, when do you actually do work? Me: …During meetings. #remotegamedev

So, do I get spam texts constantly from Dems asking for money because I’m a registered Democrat or is it entirely because of the one time I gave them money ten years ago?

I’m so excited for the World Cup Final (to be over) (so I stop seeing vague posts about “this game” that I don’t understand)

Y’all got any more of those… senators who gleefully blocked the functioning of our democracy to the point of its collapse… dying?

“You’ll never be bored again… E V E R !” Little did we know that was a threat…

WebDesignMuseum@webdesignmuseum.org · 3w ago

On July 15, 2006, the full version of Twitter was introduced publicly. #InternetHistory

You know, when they said “Democrats want to force everyone to be transgender” I didn’t think that was also a Republican projection…

Matthew Gault@mjgault.bsky.social · 3w ago

Hegseth announced they're gonna start screening for T and administering testosterone treatment for warriors found wanting

Lindsey just HAD to make it about himself…

I’ve literally said it should be illegal to require you to call a person to cancel a subscription. I never thought I’d see a politician actually do something about it!

Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani@mayor.nyc.gov · 4w ago

Don't get TRAPPED paying for subscriptions you don't want anymore.

I think I have ADD but not ADHD. My attention deficit is Standard Definition.

Is there a way I can set up an alert on my phone for when it happens?

BREAKING: New photo of Mitch McConnell released from hospital, looking as healthy as ever!

Pull the plug, Mitch!

Me when news:

One of the requirements for being a Republican is loudly, vitriolically opposing the type of people that you, yourself, are.

Raywat Deonandan 🍁🇨🇦@deonandan.bsky.social · last mo.

I have special disdain for the anti inmigrant immigrants.

Unironically

The whole reason we have “women’s sports” is because men can’t handle losing to women, so why do they want to force trans women to play in men’s sports? They’re just going to embarrass the men when they win. Same with forcing trans men to play in women’s sports… it makes no sense!

Absolute Insanity Wolf decisions being made at Sony... "You can only purchase games digitally now... also we can delete digital content you bought whenever we feel like it!"

Not even 10s of people… there are 1s of people…

huck mason@tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · last mo.

my god

You’ve stoned your last temple pilot.

Domina Lauren@dominalauren.bsky.social · last mo.

You've raged your last machine.

lol so random!

When I was let go from my job two years ago I thought “I don’t think they can make this game without me…” Turns out I was correct! (Reader, they rehired me)

Turning the Reflecting Pool into a literal swamp is a bit on the nose even for this timeline…

My body is a MACHINE that turns CANS OF RED BULL into STILL SLEEPY AND WANNA NAP

A person can be sweet, and a person can be unsavory, but can a person be… savory? What is a savory character?

Though they call me Cardi B, I spice this shit with Cardamom!

Genuine question: In the movie do we finally get to see the… Front…rooms? I’ve always wondered what the #Backrooms are in the back of.

Mando should have a big fucked up beard under his helmet!! Why the hell would someone who’s never supposed to show their face be maintaining a trimmed up lil mustache under there!? I will die on this hill!

Star Wars Holocron@swholocron.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Pedro Pascal is unmasked for approximately 4 minutes and 30 seconds in THE MANDALORIAN AND GROGU. This is more than the collective 4 minutes and 19 seconds he is unmasked in THE MANDALORIAN Seasons 1-3.

The message should be perfectly clear: Acts of mass political violence and insurrection are to be handsomely rewarded by the next administration. Do with that information what you will. #slushfund

"Sibilance" and "Plosives" are such good words because they contain the sounds that they're describing.