// After some heavy considerations and reflecting on what's happened on this site very, very, very recently; I have decided to jump ship and abandon all my accounts. I will not delete them, but I will leave them up for you guys to enjoy reading my writing skills.

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"Puhuhuhuhuhuhu~~!!!! Rise and shine, Ursine!!! Your headmaster is back!!!!"

"Ohhh, puh-lease, DO calm down. You little punks always seem to manage to pull somethin' outta ya asses at the last moment durin' the class trials. I ain't worried an' neither should YOU! Puhuhuhuhuhuhu~~!!!!"

𝑳𝒂𝒅𝒚 𝑴𝒆𝒚𝒏𝒆𝒕𝒉@mechonis-soul.bsky.social · 10mo ago

“Why do you think I’m so stressed out? Everyone could die… and no one even claimed the first blood perk…”

"Puhuhuhuhuhuhu~~!!! Ohhh, it's so delightfully simple, Miss Kaede… according to Rules #4 and #5 of the school regulations I personally penned — all very neat on your little Monopad — the Blackened walks free, while you and the rest of your precious class… will be executed! Puhuhuhuhuhuhu~~!!!!!"

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𝑳𝒂𝒅𝒚 𝑴𝒆𝒚𝒏𝒆𝒕𝒉@mechonis-soul.bsky.social · 10mo ago

“I’m pretty worried about this trial… what if everything can’t be revealed like the killer and hopefully even mastermind…”

#SeductiveSunday

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Cue Monokuma crushing the competition, LITERALLY!

【𝙃𝙀𝙀-𝙃𝙊!】@h33totheh0.bsky.social · 10mo ago

*Ah... seems they can turn into marketable figurines too...* *Monokuma might have some competition...*

"I may be without a school, but now all you losers are no longer on Mama's 'do not touch' list, so I don't HAVE to hold grandiose executions!!! I can just kill ya good and proper with my own claws!! Puhuhuhuhuhuhu~~!!!"

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𝑪𝑶𝑵𝑸𝑼𝑬𝑺𝑻@devilofdomination.bsky.social · 10mo ago

“Yeah, but without your school, you don’t have executions!”

Turns into a marketable figurine.

"Puhuhuhuhuhuhu~~!!!!! We may not be in MY school anymore, Kuwata, but we are in my world!! There is no "man" in charge. 🎶I had strings, but now I'm free. There are no strings on me...🎶 I am fully self-sufficient, and I am awake and conscious.... and I AM ALIIIIIIIIIIVE!!! Puhuhuhuhuhuhu~~!!!!!"

𝑪𝑶𝑵𝑸𝑼𝑬𝑺𝑻@devilofdomination.bsky.social · 10mo ago

“W-we aren’t in your damn school Monokuma! You can’t even! So who’s controlling you this time?!” Leon grabbed a metal baseball bat

The crystal ball is thrown back and shatters against the wall, just as an irritated Monokuma pops up out of nowhere. "HEY HEY HEY! WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA TRYIN' TO KILL ME?!?!?!? Y'know what that means, doncha, Kuwata???? It's...... puuuuuuuuuuuuunishment tiiiiiiiiiiiiiime!!!!!!!!"

𝑪𝑶𝑵𝑸𝑼𝑬𝑺𝑻@devilofdomination.bsky.social · 10mo ago

Proceeds to throw Hiro’s crystal ball full force at @nonormalteddybear.bsky.social in an attempt to break him without risking the explosion. “Did… did I get him?”

Annnnnnd out he pops! "Puhuhuhuhuhuhu~~!!!!! Sister, you are UNBEARABLY naïve!!!!!! You whine like an upswing!! Everything that both Ibuki and Mahiru told ya is true!!!! I DID force them to play a Killing Game!!!!!! Just for my own amusement!!! Puhuhuhuhuhuhu~~!!!!!!!"

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Ashe@puckishrogue.bsky.social · 10mo ago

"Hopes what now?" She scratches her head. Ashe has no idea what that is. She's not exactly from here. "Not a real bear? So you are just going insane then?"

"Soul lightning, ehhh??? And what do you know.of my composition...?"

Monokuma suddenly leapt into the air — and poof! — vanished in a puff of static and smoke. Before Kara could even blink, the wail of sirens split the air.》

"Tut tut tut, what an attitude, Mikan Tsumiki, didn't your mommy ever tell ya 'I want doesn't get'?? And finally.... she is indisposed, so you'll have to make do with yours truly..... in the meantime..."

𝐙𝐚𝐧𝐳𝐚@zanza-the-divine.bsky.social · 10mo ago

“Where is she? I want her. Not you”

"Tut tut tut." He wagged a paw in her face. "For using foul language in front of me... I'll have to wash your mouth out with Monokuma-brand soap! Puhuhuhuhuhuhu~~!!!!"

"Who else did ya expect, Tsumiki? Santa Claws!?!? Puhuhuhuhuhuhu~~!!!"

𝐙𝐚𝐧𝐳𝐚@zanza-the-divine.bsky.social · 10mo ago

She has already noticed the bear… “it’s you Monokuma. . .”

Is just sitting near @just-forgive-me.bsky.social, watching as Mikan falls into Despair.

"I know where EVERY country and Kingdom is, honey!!!! I know all there is to possibly know about everything.... because I'm the principal of Hope's Peak Academy and what good is a headmaster who DOESN'T know everything!! Puhuhuhuhuhuhu~~!!!!!"

"If any of you numbskulls try launching me into the air, you'll forfeit your lives IMMEDIATELY!!! Puhuhuhuhuhuhu~~!!!!!!!"

"1o seconds is all it takes for me to launch America's ENTIRE stock of Nuclear Missiles at your little kingdom, Queenie!! Puhuhuhuhuhuhu~~!!!!"

"Puhuhuhuhuhuhu~~!!!! And soon, your ancient heart will beat with despair! ESPECIALLY after you find out what I've got!! Puhuhuhuhuhuhu~~!!!!"

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"Oh yeah, that's a really greeeeeaaaaaat comeback, Queenie!! Puhuhuhuhuhuhu~~!!!!

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"Puhuhuhuhuhuhu~~!! Don't like my handsome form?? Tut tut. Ain't nothin' suspicious about me, Zero." The bear spoke, cackling with glee. "My deal...??" He dug into his white ear with his paw, "That's a real toughie! I want to help my masters bring despair to the world! Puhuhuhuhuhuhu~~!!!"

𝖳𝗁𝖾 𝖫𝖾𝗀𝖾𝗇𝖽𝖺𝗋𝗒 𝖱𝖾𝗉𝗅𝗈𝗂𝖽. . .@dwninf1nity.bsky.social · 11mo ago

“I don’t know who you are or what you want. But I don’t like how the way you look Too suspicious..” , something about this bear threw them off. He’ll even admit it’s a bit.. creepy? Regardless, Zero isn’t going to back down He must stay on guard. . . “What’s your deal?”

"Puhuhuhuhuhuhu~~!!!! I'll keep living alright!! I'll hold on, not for bonds or something as stupid as love, oh no no no!!!!! I won't give up until this whole world is full of despair!!!!!! Puhuhuhuhuhuhu~~!!!!!!!"

"Puhuhuhuhuhuhu~~!!!! I've found /MY/ dissection victim.... YOU!!! Hold still, Dr. Stein, this is going to hurt.... A LOT!! Puhuhuhuhuhuhu~~!!!!

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Monokuma appeared in @bigeneration.bsky.social's TARDIS, looking like an ordinary stuffed Teddy Bear.

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